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JCC ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by Sarge, May 18, 2019.

  1. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Work all night on a drink of rum,
    Daylight come and me wan' go home,
    Stack banana 'til de mornin' come,
    Daylight come and me wan' go home.
     
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  2. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Yes, we have no bananas
    We have-a no bananas today.
    We've string beans, and onions
    Cabbageses, and scallions,
    And all sorts of fruit and say
    We have an old fashioned to-mah-to
    A Long Island po-tah-to
    But yes, we have no bananas.
    We have no bananas today.
     
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  3. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Bananas in pyjamas are coming down the stairs,
    Bananas in pyjamas are coming down in pairs,
    Bananas in pyjamas are chasing teddy bears,
    'cos on Tuesdays they all try to catch them unawares!
     
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  4. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    I just want to be your teddy bear
     
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  5. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    You're my little chu-chi face,
    My coo-chi, coo-chi, woo-chi little chu-chi face,
    Every time I look at you I sigh,
    And you're my little teddy bear,
    My lovey lovey dovey little teddy bear,
    You're the apfel strudel of mine eye.
     
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  6. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
    Doorbells and sleigh bells
    And schnitzel with noodles
    Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
    These are a few of my favorite things
     
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  7. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Stick a pony in me pocket,
    I'll fetch the suitcase from the van,
    Cause if you want the best 'uns,
    And you don't ask questions,
    Then brother I'm your man.

    Where it all comes from is a mystery,
    It's like the changing of the seasons,
    And the tides of the sea,
    But heres the one thats driving me berserk,
    Why do only fools and horses work?
     
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  8. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    With a little bit of luck
    Someone else will do the blinkin' work
     
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  9. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    With a little bit,
    With a little bit,
    With a little bit of luck you'll never work.
     
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  10. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Come on and be my little good luck charm
    Uh-huh huh, you sweet delight
    I want a good luck charm
    A-hanging on my arm
    To have, to have, to hold, to hold tonight
     
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  11. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
    Lizard’s leg, and howlet’s wing,
    For a charm of powerful trouble,
    Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
     
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  12. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    You spotted snake with double tongue
    Thorny hedgehogs be not seen
    Newts and blindworms do no wrong
    Come not near our fairy queen
     
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  13. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    From the tabby cat, from the tabby cat,
    To the desert rat, to the desert rat,
    From the hamster to the chimpanzee, from the hamster to the chimpanzee,
    From the common tern, from the common tern,
    To the crawling worm, to the crawling worm,
    Care for them it's up to me, care for them it's up to me,
    Care for them it's up to me, care for them it's up to me,
    No-one else will care for them,
    It's up, it's up, it's up to me.
     
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  14. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Look after me platypus duck, Bill
    Look after me platypus duck
    Don't let 'im go runnin' amuck, Bill
    Look after me platypus duck
     
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  15. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Five little ducks went swimming one day,
    Over the pond and far away,
    Mother duck said, “Quack quack quack quack”
    And only four little ducks came back!
     
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  16. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Down in the meadow in a little bitty pool
    Swam three little fishies and a mama fishie too
    "Swim" said the mama fishie, "Swim if you can"
    And they swam and they swam all over the dam
     
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  17. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn,
    The sheep’s in the meadow, the cow’s in the corn,
    But where is the boy, who looks after the sheep?
    He’s under a haystack, fast asleep.
     
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  18. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shining
    Shine on the one that's gone and proved untrue
    Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shining
    Shine on the one that's gone and left me blue
     
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  19. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I see a bad moon a-rising,
    I see trouble on the way,
    I see earthquakes and lightnin',
    I see bad times today.

    Don't go 'round tonight,
    It's bound to take your life,
    There's a bad moon on the rise.
     
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  20. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 9

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    I see rays of blue
     
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  21. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    We sail the ocean blue,
    And our saucy ship's a beauty;
    We're sober men and true,
    And attentive to our duty.
     
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  22. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    And they sailed their ship 'cross the ocean blue
    A bloodthirsty captain and a cutthroat crew.
     
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  23. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 9

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    Do what you want cause a pirate is free. you are a pirate
     
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  24. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Now take sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him.
    But to the British, he's a hero and we idolize him.
    It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good.
    Well, I say we are members of a noble brotherhood.
     
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  25. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Yo ho haul together,
    hoist the colors high.
    Heave ho, thieves and beggars;
    never shall we die.
     
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