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JCC ITT we post random song lyrics out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by Sarge, May 18, 2019.

  1. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Congratulations bub, you've joined the club
    And everybody here agrees
    You joined the finest blend of nearly honest men
    Welcome to the forty thieves!
     
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  2. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    One was a robber and one was a thief,
    But who was the third man whose life was so brief?
    Who do men say that I am?
    Who do men say that I am?
     
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  3. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ
    Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
    Jesus Christ Superstar
    Do you think you're what they say you are?
     
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  4. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Oh, no, not he,
    How you can accuse him is a mystery?
    Save him, take me,
    Benjamin is straighter than the tall palm tree,

    I hear the steel drums sing their song,
    They're singing man you know you've got it wrong,
    I hear the voice of the yellow bird,
    Singing in the tree it is quite absurd.

    Oh, yes, it's true,
    Benjamin is straighter than the big bamboo,
    No ifs, no buts,
    Benjamin is honest as coconuts.

    Sure as the tide wash the golden sand,
    Benjamin is an innocent man,
    Sure as bananas need the sun,
    We are the criminal guilty ones.

    Oh, no, not he,
    How you can accuse him is a mystery?
    Save him, take me,
    Benjamin is straighter than the tall palm tree.
     
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  5. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Are you, are you
    Coming to the tree
    They strung up a man
    They say who murdered three
    Strange things did happen here
    No stranger would it be
    If we met at midnight
    In the hanging tree
     
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  6. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Under the spreading chestnut tree,
    I sold you and you sold me:
    There lie they, and here lie we,
    Under the spreading chestnut tree.
     
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  7. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
    Jack Frost nipping at your nose
     
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  8. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Good King Wenceslas looked out,
    On the Feast of Stephen,
    When the snow lay round about,
    Deep and crisp and even,
    Brightly shone the moon that night,
    Though the frost was cruel,
    When a poor man came in sight,
    Gathering winter fuel.
     
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  9. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware.
    Well, I've never seen a king or beast with quite so little hair.
     
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  10. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oh say, can you see my eyes
    If you can then my hair's too short
     
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  11. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    For there's no one as burly and brawny,
    As you see, I've got biceps to spare,
    Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny,
    That's right!
    And every last inch of me's covered with hair!
     
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  12. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    I've given up hope that somebody will come along
    To ring the bell for once, and not the gong.
     
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  13. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Bless my soul,
    Herc was on a roll,
    Person of the week in evry Greek opinion poll,
    What a pro,
    Herc could stop a show,
    Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO,
    He was a no one,
    A zero, zero,
    Now he's a honcho,
    He's a hero,
    Here was a kid with his act down pat,
    From zero to hero in no time flat,
    Zero to hero just like that.
     
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  14. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Billy, don't be a hero
    Don't be a fool with your life
     
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  15. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I need a hero
    I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
    He's gotta be strong
    And he's gotta be fast
    And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
    I need a hero
    I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
    He's gotta be sure
    And it's gotta be soon
    And he's gotta be larger than life![
     
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  16. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Once we made a promise we swore we'd always remember
    No retreat, baby, no surrender
    Blood brothers in a stormy night
    With a vow to defend
    No retreat, baby, no surrender
    No retreat, baby, no surrender
     
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  17. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Sep 2, 2012
    Dancing bears,
    Painted wings,
    Things I almost remember,
    And a song someone sings,
    Once upon a December.
     
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  18. Gamiel

    Gamiel Force Ghost star 7

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    But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
    He could preach the bible like a preacher
    Full of ecstacy and fire
    But he also was the kind of teacher
    Women would desire
     
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  19. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    So sit back, relax, and watch our revue,
    In Soviet Union, review watches you.
     
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  20. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Chosen One star 6

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    ♫ I am the man who arranges the blocks
    That continue to fall from up above
    The food on your plate now belongs to the state
    A collective regime of peace and love! ♪
     
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  21. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Look, sir. Look, sir. Mr. Knox, sir.
    Let's do tricks with bricks and blocks, sir.
    Let's do tricks with chicks and clocks, sir.

    First, I'll make a quick trick brick stack.
    Then I'll make a quick trick block stack.
    You can make a quick trick chick stack.
    You can make a quick trick clock stack.
     
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  22. Gamiel

    Gamiel Force Ghost star 7

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    Bring me my big ole knife, me lad,
    Bring me my rusty ole gun,
    For the wine and the women ain’t coming for free
    And there’s plenty o’ work to be done.
     
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  23. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    You are sixteen going on seventeen,
    Baby, it's time to think,
    Better beware, be canny and careful,
    Baby, you're on the brink.

    You are sixteen going on seventeen,
    Fellows will fall in line,
    Eager young lads and rogues and cads,
    Will offer you food and wine.
     
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  24. Gamiel

    Gamiel Force Ghost star 7

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    Dec 16, 2012
    Girl, you'll be a woman soon,
    Please, come take my hand
    Girl, you'll be a woman soon,
    Soon, you'll need a man
     
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  25. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    With all the charms of a woman
    You've kept the secret of your youth
    You led me to believe you're old enough
    To give me love
    And now it hurts to know the truth

    Young girl, get out of my mind
    My love for you is way out of line
    Better run girl
    You're much too young girl
     
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