Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

"And if it's one thing I've learned in all my years as a spy master is that you keep your friends close, and possible genetic clones of Adolf Hitler closer."

 

"I know who the hybrid is: Me!"

 

"Stop him! He's supposed to die! ....Nice work, Homer! Am I proud of you."
"Well..."
"When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on your house! Thank you!"

 

"Did you ever have the feeling that the world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?"

 

"hmm...probably oliver reed"

 

You'll work that cake off in the acid mines!

 

"Did you see the sunrise this morning?"
"Yes. Why?"
BANG!!

 

"If they take you away i'm scared i'll lose you"

(No, it's not a comedy...not intentionally anyway)

 

"I don't think so, Tim."

 

I'm looking for something to give my dingle less tingle. Me quick, want slow! Wait, that's Indian...

 

"We thought you were dead."
"I was. I'm better now."

 

"What, no? They don't make Italian clothes in this man's size."

 

"If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?"

 

"Does that guy ever use the door?"

 

"I love this ****. This **** makes me hard."

 

So... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again - I would. Garak was right about one thing: a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it... Because I can live with it... I can live with it...

Computer - erase that entire personal log.

 

We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things.

 

"What kind of super-villain lives in Patterson, New Jersey?"

 

We need to go baaaack

 

- Where were you?
- At the drugstore. Listen, have you ever been tapped on the ass by a woman before?
- The hell kind of drugstore did you go to?

 

♫ Johnny Longtorso! Johnny Longtorso! The man who comes in pieces! ♫
(WHIPCRACK)
He's long!

 

- Could you just keep it down a little bit?
- Why would we do that?
- Because I didn't order ***holes with my whiskey.

 

Ray is a wholesome family man and provider and God fearing. We all are. A God fearing family. We're scared to death.

 

"Okay Brock, I get it: only lady bodybuilders wear sports bras."