Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Catalyzer on the port compression coil blew.

 

I need to steal this jet.
YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED.
*BONK*
RIGHT AWAY, SIR.

 

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation

 

There's no coffee.
That's not funny.
I can get you herbal tea.
This is not a herbal tea morning, this is a coffee morning.
Every morning for you is a coffee morning.
This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an I.V.
I can give you tea and a balance bar.
Please, please, please, tell me you're kidding!
I'm kidding.

 

He's a psychopath.
You're a psychopath.

 

Londo, this is insane!
Insanity is part of the times! You must learn to embrace the madness. Let it fire you.

 

Mr. Worf, fire.

 

What does that little one do, Mister Woof?
Please, Madame! That is a torpedo launch initiator, and, it is Worf, Madame, not Woof.

 

I had not considered that... It is a risk I am willing to take.

 

...It's working. I've had a vision, about the future. I can see it so clearly.
What is it?
I'm gonna kill Worf. I'm gonna kill Worf. That's what I'm gonna do. I can see it clearly now, I'm going to kill... him.

 

I do not hear the words of traitors.

 

I CAN'T HEEEEEAR YOOOUUU!

 

Aye aye cap'n

 

One aye will do, ensign.

 

Ensign, I believe you know the way to Cardassia.
If I get lost, I'll just follow the ship in front of us.

 

You know what Cardassians drink in the morning? Fish juice. Hot fish juice.

 

Do they still sing songs of The Great Tribble Hunt?

 

Captain, these are safe tribbles.
There's no such thing as a safe tribble.

 

The only thing that I can figure out is that they're born pregnant... which seems to be quite a timesaver.

 

You bastard! You just walked out and left us!
What else could I do? I could hardly go up to Eugene's table and go "Ha, ha! That was alright. Different, weren't it?" Did you finish the performance?
Oh yes, Derek. We saw it through to the death. "Please Welease Me", "Congwatulations" and "And the Gween Gween Gwass of Home!"
And that was followed by a medley of wock and woll!
That is not funny, Wodney - Rodney!

 

It was inwented by a little old lady from Stalingrad.

 

"That was so funny I forgot to laugh!"

 

Forgive me, Herr Blackadder. I have been neglecting my duties as a host. Please accept my appoloaggies.
I accept nothing from a man who imprisons his guests in a commode.
I hope this scum has not inconweenienced you.
It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my goolies to inconweenience me.
Good. If he had inconweenienced you, I was going to offer you his tongue.
Believe me, sir: if he had inconweeniened me, you would not have a tongue with which to make such an offer.
Let me assure you, Herr Blackadder: if I no longer had a tongue with which to make such an offer, you would no longer have a tongue with which to tell me that, if I had inconweenienced you, I would no longer have a tongue with which to offer you his tongue.
Yes, well, enough of this banter. Who the hell are you, sausage breath?

 

If I had two tongues I'd be the happiest person in the world right now.

 

Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.