Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

"It's not working! HA-HA! FANTASTIC!"

 

It's working! It's wooorrrkiiing!

 

"It did not function. But it must function."

 

Just once, I'd like a plan to go smooth.

 

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination and when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation!

Barney's friends are big and small, they come from lots of places, after school they meet to play and sing with happy faces,
Barney shows us lots of things like how to play pretend, ABCs and 123s and how to be a friend!

Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him, Barney can be your friend too if you just make believe him!

 

"So you've come to Satan to stop a genocide?"

 

Reavers ain't human.

 

"I'm half human...on my mother's side."

 

That poor woman.

 

"I never knew that a stranger, could come in and become a part of your story."

 

Just don't rain on my parade.
There's going to be a parade?!

 

"How can you work here?! Do you know who owns this place?"
"Halliburton, ***h. So what?"

 

Let's work on our manners, shall we?

 

The show must go....all over the place or something.

 

♫ On with the show! This is it! ♫

 

It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight

 

t's a Samarian coral fish with its fin unfolded.
I believe what you are seeing is the effect of the fluid dynamic processes inherent in the large scale motion of highly rarified gas.
No, no. First it was a fish, and now it's a Mintonian sailing ship.
Where?
Right there. Don't you see the two swirls coming together to form the mast?
I do not see it. It is interesting that people try to find meaningful patterns in things that are essentially random. I have noticed that the images they perceive sometimes suggest what they are thinking about at that particular moment. Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit.

 

I'm late! I'm late!

 

I can't go around causing temporal anomalies or subspace inversions without considering the impact it'll have on my son.

 

The man was a menace.

 

Nevermind me, what are you doing with that dog? I'm not talking about the puppy.

 

They were once mortal enemies of the Klingon Empire.

 

Do they still sing songs about the Great Tribble Hunt?

 

You will find our captain a formidable opponent and our ship heavily armed.
Good. Strong prey makes for a better hunt.

 

The game's afoot!