Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

What if I made an appeal to the devil?

 

"We have no devil, Kirk. But we understand the habits of yours."

 

Go to the devil.

 

That thing has killed fifty of my men.
You've killed thousands of her children.

 

I was expecting assimilation, not conversation.

 

In this conversation you'll play the part of Paddy and I'll play the part of Mikey. Respond when you hear the beep which sounds like this....BEEP!

 

Clearly, Voyager is not yet ready for assimilation ... A joke. The Doctor suggested that I defuse tense situations with humor.

 

Choose a representative or the deal's off.

 

Would you choose one life over one thousand, sir?
I refuse to let arithmetic decide questions like that.

 

When was justice ever as simple as a rulebook?

 

There are only two rules in this prison: 1 – do not write on the walls. 2 – You obey all the rules.

 

"Rule six: there is no rule six."

 

There are only two Cardassians coming to the station. How much Kanar do you think they can drink?
There may only be two for now, but there'll be more, thanks to the peace treaty.
And as the thirty-fourth Rule of Acquisition states, peace is good for business.
That's the thirty-fifth Rule.
Oh, you're right. What's the thirty-fourth?
War is good for business. It's easy to get them confused.

 

It's insidious.
Just like the Federation.

 

Federation rules, Federation nobility, Federation compassion? Do you understand that if we were on a Cardassian ship we would be home now?!

 

"This is our point of origin, the star known as Sol."

 

Fleeing the Cylon tyranny, the last battlestar, Galactica, leads a ragtag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest: a shining planet known as...Earth.

 

BY YOUR COMMAND.

 

Make it So.

 

Get it done.

 

Set a course for home.

 

Second star to the right, and straight on till morning.

 

Took a little creative navigating, but we
should make it all the way to Greenleaf without
running afoul of any Alliance patrols. Or a single
living soul, for that matter.

 

The real world doesn't always adhere to logic. Sometimes up is down. Sometimes down is up. And sometimes when you're lost ... you're found.

 

You're lost in the woods. We all are. Even the captain. The only difference is, he likes it that way.