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JCC ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    You will be disguised as a small boy.
    Why can I not be disguised as a small girl?
    Because you ARE a small girl!
     
  2. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    You are a little, little man.
     
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  3. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I spy with my bored little eye something beginning with "T".
    Breakfast!
    What?
    My breakfast always begins with tea, and I have a little sausage, and a egg with some little soldiers.
    Baldrick, when I said it begins with "T", I was talking about a letter.
    Nah, it never begins with a letter, the postman don't come 'til 10:30.
     
  4. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Prune juice.
     
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  5. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    A warrior's drink.
     
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  6. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Let me guess, blood wine.
     
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  7. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    No one's speaking Klingon so... we won?
    There was an armistice. We're at peace.
    An armistice with the guys who drink blood wine?!
     
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  8. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    My dear Captain Koloth.
     
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  9. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Savour the fruit of life, my young friends. It has a sweet taste when it 'is fresh from the vine. But don't live too long. The taste turns bitter after a time.
     
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  10. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    I'm sure he was very proud.
     
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  11. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    You hit the Klingons because they insulted the Enterprise, not because they ...
    Well, sir, this was a matter of pride.
     
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  12. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    One of these days, Alice!
     
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  13. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
     
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  14. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Yes that's right....it was the middle one.
     
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  15. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    What do Klingons dream about?
    Things that would send cold chills down your spine, and wake you in the middle of the night.
     
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  16. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    It is better that you do not know.
    I can never tell when he's joking.
     
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  17. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    And don't tell me Vulcans don't have a sense of humor, because I know better.
     
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  18. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    If I am successful, you see yourself a step nearer to the captaincy. I do not want to command the Enterprise, but if it should befall me, I suggest you remember that my operatives would avenge my death - and some of them are Vulcans.
     
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  19. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Romulan!
     
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  20. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    We are creatures of duty, Captain. I have lived my life by it. Just one more duty to perform.
     
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  21. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Execution of state criminals is both painful and unpleasant. I believe the details are unnecessary. The sentence will be carried out immediately after the charges have been recorded.
    I demand the Right of Statement first.
    You understand Romulan tradition well. The right is granted.
     
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  22. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "Well, that's monstrous. Vaporisation without representation is against the constitution."
     
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  23. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    It's definitely phaser resistant. We had our weapons set for silicon and on full power, yet we only damaged it.
     
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  24. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    NO KILL I
     
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  25. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I'm going to kill the queen.
     
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