Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

I'm going to kill Worf.

 

"The whole world thinks I'm a neurotic madman, and I'm going to kill you for that!"

 

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

 

Don't you think if I was wrong, I'd know it?

 

Richie, I was wrrrrr… wrrrrrrrr...
I know what you're trying to say, Fonz, and you don't have to say it.
Good! I won't.

 

No, Muttley, we can't win fairly! We are villains, ergo we have to cheat!

 

I busted him up.

 

Do you guys give up? Have you enough pain?
Never!

 

You just have to scare him.
Pain is scary.

 

We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit five thousand species of mammal on the same boat.

 

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

 

Ignore him, it's his first crossover

 

He's a very good engineer.
He's also a very good cook. These fried tube grubs are delicious.
Better hope he didn't poison them.
Maybe in our universe he'd do something like that, but not over here. Over here, everything's alternate. So he's a nice guy. Which means the tube grubs here should be poisonous, because they're not poisonous on our side. But if Brunt gave us poisonous tube grubs it would mean he wasn't as nice as we think he is. But he has to be nice because our Brunt isn't.
Rom, you're driving me crazy.
It's not me, brother, it's this alternate universe. It just doesn't make any sense.

 

Slug-o-cola!
It's the slimiest cola in the galaxy!

 

A contract is a contract is a contract ... but only between Ferengi.

 

Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.

 

Let's do it for Ishka. Let's do it for the Grand Nagus. Let's do it for Ferengis everywhere.
Let's do it for an equal share of fifty bars of gold-pressed latinum. That they can all agree on.
It always comes down to profit with you people, doesn't it?
We're Ferengi.
And that's why I love you. Fifty bars it is. Minus my usual finder's fee.

 

I may have slightly overbooked.

 

It looks that way.

 

It looks like he sold your seat.

 

I will kill him!
With what?

 

Today is a good day to die.

 

We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too damn pretty for God to let us die.

 

You're welcome on my boat. God ain't.

 

"Mankind has no need for gods. We find the One quite adequate."