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Discussion in 'Community' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    I'm going to kill Worf.
     
  2. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "The whole world thinks I'm a neurotic madman, and I'm going to kill you for that!"
     
  3. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
     
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  4. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Chosen One star 7

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    Don't you think if I was wrong, I'd know it?
     
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  5. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Richie, I was wrrrrr… wrrrrrrrr...
    I know what you're trying to say, Fonz, and you don't have to say it.
    Good! I won't.
     
  6. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    No, Muttley, we can't win fairly! We are villains, ergo we have to cheat!
     
  7. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    I busted him up.
     
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  8. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Do you guys give up? Have you enough pain?
    Never!
     
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  9. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    You just have to scare him.
    Pain is scary.
     
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  10. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit five thousand species of mammal on the same boat.
     
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  11. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 9

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    Is mayonnaise an instrument?
     
  12. Juliet316

    Juliet316 SFTC Daily Double Winner star 10

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    Ignore him, it's his first crossover
     
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  13. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    He's a very good engineer.
    He's also a very good cook. These fried tube grubs are delicious.
    Better hope he didn't poison them.
    Maybe in our universe he'd do something like that, but not over here. Over here, everything's alternate. So he's a nice guy. Which means the tube grubs here should be poisonous, because they're not poisonous on our side. But if Brunt gave us poisonous tube grubs it would mean he wasn't as nice as we think he is. But he has to be nice because our Brunt isn't.
    Rom, you're driving me crazy.
    It's not me, brother, it's this alternate universe. It just doesn't make any sense.
     
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  14. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Slug-o-cola!
    It's the slimiest cola in the galaxy!
     
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  15. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    A contract is a contract is a contract ... but only between Ferengi.
     
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  16. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.
     
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  17. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Let's do it for Ishka. Let's do it for the Grand Nagus. Let's do it for Ferengis everywhere.
    Let's do it for an equal share of fifty bars of gold-pressed latinum. That they can all agree on.
    It always comes down to profit with you people, doesn't it?
    We're Ferengi.
    And that's why I love you. Fifty bars it is. Minus my usual finder's fee.
     
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  18. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    I may have slightly overbooked.
     
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  19. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    It looks that way.
     
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  20. PCCViking

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    It looks like he sold your seat.
     
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  21. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I will kill him!
    With what?
     
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  22. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Today is a good day to die.
     
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  23. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too damn pretty for God to let us die.
     
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  24. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    You're welcome on my boat. God ain't.
     
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  25. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "Mankind has no need for gods. We find the One quite adequate."
     
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