Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

And I am Tsar of all the Russias.

 

It makes me homesick. Just like Russia.
More like the Garden of Eden, Ensign.
Of course, Doctor. The Garden of Eden was just outside Moscow. A wery nice place. It must have made Adam and Eve wery sad to leave.
Just .... outside Moscow, all right.

 

Going on to Eden
Hey, brother

 

We reach.

 

His name was Adam.

 

Jim, I think I've got it. All we have to do is quit feeding them. We quit feeding them, they stop breeding.
Now he tells me.

 

Fire -ed guy!

 

Come on, let's face it guys: there aren't any noteworthy one-armed people from history - you can't even name five.
Of course we can! Look: Horatio Nelson; the one-armed guy from 'The Fugitive'; the Venus de Milo; Van Gogh, and... one more...
That Mexican dude! The one who robbed people!
What one who robbed people?
The one-armed bandit!
That's a machine, you gimp! One of the most popular pub games of the twentieth century.
And it only had one arm? What a heartwarming story...

 

I hate to get all technical on you, but all hands on deck! Swirly thing alert!

 

Red alert!

 

Step up to red alert.
Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

 

'Reed alert' - that's not bad.

 

"...which means I have no choice but to terrify you by ratcheting up the alert level a couple of notches to...BLACKWATCH PLAID!"

 

Forget Red — let's go all the way up to Brown Alert!
There's no such thing as a Brown Alert, sir.
You won't be saying that in a minute! And don't say I didn't alert you!

 

The show must go all over the place or something.

 

A very old and lonely man. And a young and lonely man. We put on a pretty poor show, didn't we? If only I could forget.

 

You're just going to grow old and die alone!

(not you @Iron_lord )

 

As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?

 

I did not come to help, I came to mock.

 

Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh!

 

Well, if it isn't number two.

 

All I'm asking for is two little words.
BE QUIET!
That's two words, all right, just not the two I was hoping for.

 

"Hope you're not too miffed. Bye!"

 

Hurry!
I'm going, I'm going! Get off my ass! ... Sir. Get off my ass, sir.

 

Let's moon 'em.