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JCC ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 8

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    And I am Tsar of all the Russias.
     
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  2. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    It makes me homesick. Just like Russia.
    More like the Garden of Eden, Ensign.
    Of course, Doctor. The Garden of Eden was just outside Moscow. A wery nice place. It must have made Adam and Eve wery sad to leave.
    Just .... outside Moscow, all right.
     
  3. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 8

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    Going on to Eden
    Hey, brother
     
  4. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    We reach.
     
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  5. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 8

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    His name was Adam.
     
  6. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Jim, I think I've got it. All we have to do is quit feeding them. We quit feeding them, they stop breeding.
    Now he tells me.
     
  7. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Chosen One star 7

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    Fire -ed guy!
     
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  8. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Come on, let's face it guys: there aren't any noteworthy one-armed people from history - you can't even name five.
    Of course we can! Look: Horatio Nelson; the one-armed guy from 'The Fugitive'; the Venus de Milo; Van Gogh, and... one more...
    That Mexican dude! The one who robbed people!
    What one who robbed people?
    The one-armed bandit!
    That's a machine, you gimp! One of the most popular pub games of the twentieth century.
    And it only had one arm? What a heartwarming story...
     
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  9. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 8

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    I hate to get all technical on you, but all hands on deck! Swirly thing alert!
     
  10. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Red alert!
     
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  11. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Step up to red alert.
    Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
     
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  12. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 8

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    'Reed alert' - that's not bad.
     
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  13. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "...which means I have no choice but to terrify you by ratcheting up the alert level a couple of notches to...BLACKWATCH PLAID!"
     
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  14. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Forget Red — let's go all the way up to Brown Alert!
    There's no such thing as a Brown Alert, sir.
    You won't be saying that in a minute! And don't say I didn't alert you!
     
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  15. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Chosen One star 7

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    The show must go all over the place or something.
     
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  16. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    A very old and lonely man. And a young and lonely man. We put on a pretty poor show, didn't we? If only I could forget.
     
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  17. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Chosen One star 7

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    You're just going to grow old and die alone!

    (not you @Iron_lord )
     
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  18. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?
     
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  19. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Chosen One star 7

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    I did not come to help, I came to mock.
     
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  20. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh!
     
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  21. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Well, if it isn't number two.
     
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  22. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    All I'm asking for is two little words.
    BE QUIET!
    That's two words, all right, just not the two I was hoping for.
     
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  23. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "Hope you're not too miffed. Bye!"
     
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  24. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Hurry!
    I'm going, I'm going! Get off my ass! ... Sir. Get off my ass, sir.
     
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  25. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 8

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    Let's moon 'em.
     
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