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JCC ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. Iron_lord

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    About a year before we met I spent six months on a moon where the principle form of recreation was juggling geese. Hand to God. Baby geese—goslings.
     
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  2. PCCViking

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    The jury is still out on that one.
     
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  3. Sarge

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    Fifty dollars, and time served.
     
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  4. PCCViking

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    Twice nothing is still nothing.
     
  5. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 8

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    Lemme do the math here... nuthin' to the nuthin', carry the nuthin'...
     
  6. Emperor Ferus

    Emperor Ferus Chosen One star 7

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    Hey, if you’re not using that baby...
     
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  7. Iron_lord

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    Hey! Who turned out the lights?
     
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  8. Juliet316

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    *Shudder* That was so creepy in that episode (and yes, I know exactly which episode/show that quote comes from)
     
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  9. Iron_lord

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    See? I told you, Old Reliable.
    Oh, thanks.
    What?
    Old Reliable? Yeah, great, there's a sexy nickname.
    Well, I-I didn't mean it as...
    No, it's fine. I'm Old Reliable.
    She just means, you know, the geyser. You're like a geyser of fun that goes off at intervals.
    That's Old Faithful.
    Isn't that the dog that that guy had to shoot...?
    That's Old Yeller!
    Xander, I beg you not to help me.
     
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  10. PCCViking

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    Look to your left.
     
  11. Iron_lord

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    Your other left!
     
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  12. Sarge

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    Standard orbit, Mr Sulu.
     
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  13. Iron_lord

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    Something wrong, Captain?
    I was thinking about the buffalo, Mister Spock. Warp one, Mister Sulu.
     
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  14. Emperor Ferus

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    Your heart beats for the Doctor.
     
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  15. Iron_lord

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    State your name for the record.
    Leo Francis Walsh.
    Incorrect.
    Your correct name.
    Gentlemen, surely you're not going to take the word of a soulless mechanical device over that of a real flesh and blood man.
    State your correct name for the record.
    Harry Mudd.
    Incorrect.
    Harcourt Fenton Mudd.
    Any past offenses, Mister Mudd?
    Of course not. Gentlemen, I'm simply an honest businessman.
    Incorrect.
    Blast that tin-plated pot.
     
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  16. Emperor Ferus

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    Ko to you, Little Soka.
     
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  17. Iron_lord

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    I can tell he definitely came from one of those aquatic worlds. You know, one of the watery worlds.
    So you say there was something fishy about him?
     
  18. Kenneth Morgan

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    "At all times he has the look of a man who's been hit with a fish."
     
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  19. Iron_lord

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    Zis looks like a good pitch! Ve vill sell our fish. I have ze vinkles! I have ze vinkles! Alive, alive-o!
    I have ze crabs! I have ze crabs! Alive, alive-o!
    Von Smallhausen, you vill drive people avay! You are not a good fish seller.
     
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  20. Sarge

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    Come, Rene, I will give you a ride in my little tank.
     
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  21. Emperor Ferus

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    What's the plan, Phil?
     
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  22. Kenneth Morgan

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    "I have a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel."
     
  23. Emperor Ferus

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    You should be more patient, Master. After all, the Count is an elderly gentleman and doesn't move like he used to.
     
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  24. Iron_lord

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    A doctor that operates on himself has a petaQ for a patient.
     
  25. Emperor Ferus

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    Fine, show me, I’ll die old and alone and afraid.
     
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