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Discussion in 'Community' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    You're afraid that your big, scary Klingon side might have been showing.
     
  2. Emperor Ferus

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    We're playing Klingon Boggle.
     
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  3. Iron_lord

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    Since it appears to be a device intended to conduct covert surveillance of the Romulans, my leading suspects would be the Klingons.
    Do you have any evidence besides the fact that Klingons hate Romulans?
    Not yet. But don't worry, I plan on investigating the Klingons, the Bajorans, Quark, the visiting Terrelians.
    You think Quark had something to do with this?
    I always investigate Quark.
     
  4. Emperor Ferus

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    It's not the Wesley Crushers, it's not the WESLEY Crushers, it's the Wesley CRUSHERS.
     
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  5. Iron_lord

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    Shut up, Wesley!
     
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  6. Emperor Ferus

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    Shut up Meg.
     
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  7. Iron_lord

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    Mouth is open, Nursie, should be shut.
     
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  8. Emperor Ferus

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    I don't always listen to you talk. Sometimes I just watch your mouth go up and down.
     
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  9. Iron_lord

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    Ten percent of nothing is, let me do the math here, nothing into nothing, carry the nothin'...
    Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.
     
  10. Sarge

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    Shouldn't you be working on your time warp calculations, Mister Spock?
    I am.
     
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  11. Iron_lord

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    Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form ... to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!
     
  12. Sarge

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    Traaaaans… mute!
     
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  13. Iron_lord

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    As long as evil exists ... Mumm-Ra lives!
     
  14. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Captain... CAAAAAAAAVEMAN!!!
     
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  15. Juliet316

    Juliet316 SFTC Daily Double Winner star 10

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    And, son.
     
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  16. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    My son, the doctor.
     
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  17. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I'm a doctor, not a voyeur.
     
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  18. PCCViking

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    Well, doctor. Don't forget to scrub.
     
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  19. Iron_lord

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    Snarf, snarf.
     
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  20. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Ensign, you have been given a direct order. Do what the commander tells you.
     
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  21. Iron_lord

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    Do you wish to speak, Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher?
     
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  22. PCCViking

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    That is the response of a Klingon warrior. A response I expect from my older brother.
     
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  23. Iron_lord

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    Klingon Hell is a myth.
    That's what I thought. Just a foolish superstition. Imagine my surprise.
     
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  24. PCCViking

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    Today is a good day to die.
     
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  25. Iron_lord

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    Today would be a very bad day to die.
    I'll try to remember that.