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JCC ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Just remember when you're shooting you point it at a Klingon!
    I'll try to keep that in mind.
     
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  2. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    No one's speaking Klingon so... we won?
    There was an armistice. We're at peace.
    An armistice with the guys who drink blood wine?!
     
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  3. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "This stuff isn't champagne. Champagne tickles my nose."
    "This stuff eats it away."
     
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  4. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I've seen Westerns. I know how to speak cowboy. Leave the talking to me. Dry white wine and a Perrier, please. And what about you two chaps?
    Rimmer, what Westerns have you seen? "Butch Accountant And The Yuppie Kid"?
     
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  5. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    You said I reckon.
    My memory files do not include that. Ya'll must be mistaken.
    You did it again.
    Ded what?
     
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  6. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
     
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  7. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Another word and you'll join them.
     
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  8. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling the prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?
     
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  9. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Mighty cunning, don'tcha think?
     
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  10. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I have a cunning plan.
    Yes, perhaps, but I think I may have a more cunning one.
    Well, mine’s pretty cunning, My Lord.
    Yes, but not cunning enough, I imagine.
     
  11. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    This is exactly what I didn't want. I wanted simple. I wanted in-and-out. I wanted easy money.
    Things always get a little more complicated, don't they, sir?
    Just once I'd like things to go according to the gorram plan.
     
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  12. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with ’til you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here.
     
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  13. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    I'll keep that in mind when this ship becomes a democracy.
     
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  14. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    I gave you an order, Lieutenant!
     
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  15. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    You running a nursery, Lieutenant?
    Oh, Captain. Well, I hadn't intended to, sir, but the tribble had other plans.
     
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  16. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Do they still sing songs of the Great Tribble Hunt?
     
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  17. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Captain, these are safe tribbles.
    There's no such thing as a safe tribble.
     
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  18. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    No matter what you do, or say, or plot... no matter how you come down on us, I will never ever harm you. You're on this table you're safe.
     
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  19. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Also, I can kill you with my brain.
     
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  20. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Brain and brain! What is brain?!
     
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  21. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    They say the snow on the roof is too heavy. They say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger.
     
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  22. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "ARE YOU THE BRAIN SPECIALIST?!!"
     
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  23. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I bumped into Captain Boday the other night.
    Captain Boday?
    The Gallamite. Jadzia dated him.
    Oh, the toothy smile and the transparent skull?
    That's him. Personally, I don't know what Jadzia ever saw in the man.
    Well - his brains.
     
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  24. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    I'm a science officer, it's my job to have a better idea.
     
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  25. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    You just can't stay away from the big chair, can you?
    I don't think I'm cut out to be Captain.... First officer, maybe; I understand there aren't many qualifications!
     
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