Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Get outta my chair!

 

Get off my bridge!

 

Captain Kirk to the bridge.

 

So Captain, how long shall we stare at each other across the Neutral Zone?!
There is an alternative, Tomalak. We could each send one ship into the Neutral Zone to investigate the anomaly in the Devron system.
Has Starfleet Command approved this arrangement?
No.
I like it already.

 

Do not worry, I'm not going to kill you. I have other uses for you.

 

You Klaestrons are allies of the Cardassians; your knowledge of the station confirms that they must have given you the layouts. Which not only compromises Bajoran security, but also... annoys us.

 

You know how you say that the Kardashians aren't real celebrities? Well geology is the Kardashians of science.

 

Kurak was a warp field specialist on the Klingon homeworld. I don't think Klingons regard scientists very highly... she always seemed a little defensive.

 

"Why? Because it's science, that's why!"

 

Fortunately for you, I was raised on Vulcan. We don't do funny.

 

And don't tell me Vulcans don't have a sense of humor, because I know better.

 

"Ziggy had Garfield neutered?! Now that's funny!"

 

Muahahaha! Revenge is mine, thus sayeth the hologram!

 

Because I love you Kate.

 

What was all that Bob stuff about then?
Because you would have just used me and cast me aside like you have so many women before.
Would I?
Yes. But now you have a chance to grow to love me for what I really am.
Yes, that’s true, and now I want to marry you, Bob.
Kate!
Then come, kiss me, Kate!

 

Eatthepudding eatthepudding eatthepudding eatthepudding eatthepudding

 

They remind me of the lilies of the field. They toil not, neither do they spin. But they seem to eat a great deal.

 

Eat my shorts, Homer.

 

Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history,
From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree .... Ahh!! Doh!

 

"The Larch. The...Larch."

 

You rang?

 

Hello, Newman.

 

Humbug, Mr Baldrick?

 

No sir they're saying Boo-urns! Boo-urns!

 

Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from a baby. But with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence.
...
But the old axiom was misleading. Taking the candy proved exceedingly difficult.