Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

I do the job. I get paid.

 

"The is the city. Los Angeles, California. I work here. I carry a badge."

 

Car 54, where are you?

 

Even more fascinating. Slavery evolving into an institution with guaranteed medical payments, old-age pensions.
Quite logical, I'd say, Mister Spock. Just as it's logical that twentieth-century Rome would use television to show its gladiator contests or name a new car the Jupiter Eight.

 

They earned that with the sweat of their slave-tradin' brows.

 

Long have Sith empires been built upon the backs of slaves.

 

Labor. You mean slaves.
They wasn't volunteers, for damn sure.

 

He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man and he gave him what for.
Our love for him now, ain't hard to explain,
The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

 

Don't know why that eats at me so...

 

To Jayne! The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong thing!

 

Don't make no sense.

 

You're upset.
Your finely-honed Betazoid sense tells you that?
Well, that and the table.

 

Walk away from this table.

 

Could I be wearing any more clothes?

 

"These clothes are ridiculous. Why must I wear them?"
"Because you can't go walking around Victorian London in skins. You'd frighten the horses."

 

Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.
Work, work, work...

 

"It's not just a job. It's an adventure."

 

Let's make sure that history never forgets the name ... Enterprise.

 

Tell me about Tasha Yar.

 

Then you shall have no treaty! No vaccine! And no Lieutenant Yar!

 

No soup for you!

 

You’re good, I might even give you brilliant, but there’s brilliant and then there’s me.

 

I've worked with better... but not many.

 

What happens if I accidentally stab myself with this thing?
Honestly, I have no idea. That in and of itself should scare you.

 

She's German! What do you want? I can speak a bit of German, I was over there just after the war.
Yes, sit down, sit down.
Come over here.
Now listen to me.
I want you to ask her what her name is, where she lives, her address and all that sort of thing.
Right, leave this to me. Vot ees your nem?
Vot is your ... Vot is your nem?! He's winding me up, ain't he?