Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Mercy is the mark of a great man.

 

The mission always comes first sir

 

The potential for knowledge and advancement is equally great! Risk. Risk is our business. That's what this starship is all about.

 

The most unfortunate lack in current computer programming is that there is nothing available to immediately replace the starship surgeon.

 

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

 

Trioxin is used in emergency situations as a stop-gap measure. Your lungs have suffered serious damage. They need to be treated properly. Doctor's orders.
Captain's orders. Trioxin. Now.
Aye, aye. It's your body. Who am I to judge? I'm only the Chief Medical Officer. What do I know?

 

Not even Commander Sisko can override my judgement as Chief Medical Officer.

 

Remind me again, why are the boys out here and the girls in there?
Because one of the girls is harder than nuclear nails.
And the other one's a cyborg.

 

Better. Stronger. Faster.

 

It's faster than walking.
But not as safe.
Are you afraid of cars?
Not at all, Captain. It's your driving that alarms me.

 

This is for you, Pinky.

 

There really are too many ways to blow up this ship. It's like a design flaw.

 

Code zero zero zero. Destruct. Zero.

 

"He blowed up good!"
"Blowed up real good!"

 

ACME Earthquake Pills

Free Bird Seed!

 

Meep meep!

 

THE END

 

There'll only be one of you in the end. One jealous god. If all this makes a god, or is it making you something else?

 

"Where will he go now, I wonder."
"Somewhere else."

 

It was an accident.
So you're not contending it was a predestination paradox?
A time loop. That you were meant to go back into the past?
Erm, no.
Good.
We hate those. So, what happened?
This may take some time.
Is that a joke?
No.
Good.
We hate those too.

 

Hello, Newman.

 

"I have a tiny penis. Good day!"

 

Mister Spock. Still thinking about Trelane, is that it?
For the record, how do we describe him? Pure mentality? Force of intellect? Embodied energy? Superbeing? He must be classified, sir.
God of war, Mister Spock.
I hardly find that fitting.
Then a small boy, and a very naughty one at that.
It will make a strange entry in the library banks.
Then he was a very strange small boy.

 

Don't have a cow, man.

 

Bart, would you like to say grace?
Dear God, we paid for all of this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.