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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. PCCViking

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  2. Kenneth Morgan

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    "The thrill of victory...and the agony of defeat."
     
  3. PCCViking

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    Let me guess: you're either lost or desperately searching for a good tailor.
     
  4. Sarge

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    Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.
     
  5. Iron_lord

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    I work for one of the nation-states of this era, Great Britain, which is battling various other nations in what is called the Cold War. This apartment, my clothes, weapons, even my valet were provided to me by my government.
    I think I joined the wrong intelligence service.
     
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  6. Sarge

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    Kiss the girl, get the key.
     
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  7. Iron_lord

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    I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
     
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  8. Darrin Williams

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    Mr Neelix, I prefer not to hear the life history of my breakfast.
     
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  9. Iron_lord

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    Ship's status report.
    Let me guess. The holographic engineer is having problems with her programme. Neelix, the Cardassian cook, is low on supplies. Seven of Twelve is regenerating and Captain Chakotay is doing just fine. Just wondering how they'll piece together our lives a few hundred years from now.
     
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  10. PCCViking

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    ...but you may call me Seven of Nine.
     
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  11. Iron_lord

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    Clearly, Voyager is not yet ready for assimilation ... A joke. The Doctor suggested that I defuse tense situations with humor.
     
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  12. PCCViking

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    I see they've given you a sense of humor.
    My sense of humor is my own.
     
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  13. Iron_lord

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    Does the Queen have a throne?
    Nobody knows.
    We think she's more like the Queen of an insect colony. She helps coordinate all the other drones.
     
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  14. PCCViking

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    I don't need drones to assimilate you.
     
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  15. Iron_lord

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    As long as I exist, you are in danger. All life on Voyager is in danger.
    We can talk about this later.
    Allow the Doctor to proceed. Lower the forcefield!
    His synapses are failing.
    You must comply.
    I will not.
    You must comply. Please. You are hurting me.
    You will adapt.
     
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  16. PCCViking

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    I am Locutus of Borg.
     
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  17. Iron_lord

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    Incorrect strategy, Number One. Picard would not have approved.
     
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  18. PCCViking

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    Permission to speak freely?
    Granted.
     
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  19. Iron_lord

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    You're supposed to say, "You have the right to remain silent." Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
    Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
     
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  20. Kenneth Morgan

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    "You going to talk?"
    "I have nothing to say."
     
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  21. Iron_lord

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    Doctor?
    Yes?
    They do have one redeeming characteristic.
    What's that?
    They do not talk too much.
     
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  22. PCCViking

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    Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
     
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  23. Iron_lord

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    We are the Borg.
    I know very well who you are. Stand down your weapons.
    State your designation.
    Emergency Command Hologram, at your service.
    Designation unknown.
    Not for long.
     
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  24. PCCViking

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    We are Borg.
    Naturally.
     
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  25. Iron_lord

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    If you don't stop asking questions, I'm going to put all of you in a cargo container and transport you back to the Borg.
     
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