Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

"Shut up, Jetson!"

 

Mouth is open, Nursie, should be shut.

 

You never give up hoping, do you, Nurse Chapel?

 

Jim, when I suggested to Spock that it was time for his routine check-up, your logical, unemotional first officer turned to me and said, "You will cease to pry into my personal matters, Doctor, or I shall certainly break your neck."
Spock said that?

 

His neck was broken. By an expert.
Explain.
Well, from the nature and location of the break, I'd say the killer knew exactly where to apply pressure to snap the neck instantly.
Who aboard would have that knowledge?
Vulcans. On Vulcan, the method is called tal-shaya. It was considered a merciful form of execution in ancient times.

 

Naomi Wildman, your presence here is unauthorized...state your intentions.

 

State your proposal.

 

You got a wife? All I got was that dumbass stick sounds like it's raining.

 

"Joker here. Proof that you don't have to be crazy to host this show, but it helps."

 

Don't you have any lawyers here?
We solved our lawyer problem a long time ago. However, you could speak for him if you wish. However, be warned: If you lose, you will share the same penalty as the accused.
The same penalty? You mean ... That's crazy!
No, that's how we solved our lawyer problem.

 

You want asylum? Fine. We'll have a hearing.

 

A Romulan defector is almost a contradiction in terms.

 

Romulan!

 

Then he will die.

 

Captain, my ships are leaving orbit for Romulan space. Until our next encounter.
Until then.
It would seem that we are not completely dissimilar after all, in our hopes, or in our fears.
Yes.
Well, then. Perhaps, one day.
One day.

 

Had a good day. I got paid.

 

A few moments of love, paid for with several hours of hatred. Your potion is scarcely a bargain, Harry.
Ah, well, Spock. So few things in this universe are perfect. Think I'll get rehabilitation therapy again?
I can guarantee it.
Well, that's all right.

 

I may be new to individuality, but I'm not ignorant of human behavior. I've noticed your attempts to engage me in idle conversation, and I see the way your pupils dilate when you look at my body.

 

Liar liar plants for hire

 

Stardate 52647, fourteen hundred hours. Subjects quarrel in corridor outside female's quarters. Male returns with 12 flowering plant stems, species rosa rubifolia, effecting a cessation of hostilities.

 

There is no one on Deck Nine, Section 12 who doesn't know when you're having intimate relations.

 

Borg provokes Klingon - Klingon breaks Borg's nose.

 

I got off the plane!

 

It's my nerves, sir. I just can't stand the barking anymore.
Your nerves! I won't have cowards in my army! Ow!
Sorry, Bart. You can push them out of a plane, you can march them off a cliff, you can send them off to die on some godforsaken rock, but for some reason you can't slap them. Now apologize to that boy right now.
Sorry, man.
It's cool.

 

The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street. The Greeks knew it. The Carthaginians knew it. Now you know it.