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Discussion in 'Community' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    We are happy, we are merry,
    We are happy, we are merry,
    We got a rhyming dictionary,
    We got a rhyming dictionary.
     
  2. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners. Only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library--many of them with cool, gory pictures. Well, good night, everybody. Peace, man.
     
  3. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    What about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say "DIE BART DIE"?
    No that's German for "The, Bart the."
    No one who speaks German can be an evil man. Parole granted!
     
  4. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "We're throwing a party. My mother's out on parole."
     
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  5. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    The Romulans are in a 250-year bad mood.
     
  6. Darrin Williams

    Darrin Williams Jedi Knight star 3

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    It's a faaaakkkke!
     
  7. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "They are lies. Falsehoods. Spectres without body. They are to be ignored."
     
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  8. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    We're just human beings, Spock. We don't have that clockwork ticker in our head like you do. We can't turn it on and off.
     
  9. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Oochy-woochy coochy-coo. Oochy-woochy coochy-coo.
    Oochy-woochy coochy-coo, Captain?
    An obscure Earth dialect, Mister Spock. Oochy-woochy coochy-coo. If you're curious, consult linguistics.
     
  10. Darrin Williams

    Darrin Williams Jedi Knight star 3

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    Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected, in this case I would think interesting would suffice.
     
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  11. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    You've been so concerned about his Vulcan eyes, Doctor, you forgot about his Vulcan ears.
     
  12. Master_Lok

    Master_Lok Force Ghost star 6

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  13. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Their trilling sounds apparently have a calming effect on the human nervous system. Fortunately, I ... seem to be ... immune ...
     
  14. PCCViking

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    Jim, this man's a Klingon.
     
  15. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    It's a Klingott.
    A Klingon.
     
  16. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    There doesn't seem to be a Klingon word for jolly.
     
  17. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Sir, I protest! I am not a merry man!
     
  18. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Shut up, Wesley.
     
  19. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Do you wish to speak, Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher?
     
  20. Darrin Williams

    Darrin Williams Jedi Knight star 3

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    There are four lights!
     
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  21. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Tell me about your ship, Riker. It's the Enterprise, isn't it?
    No. ... the name of my ship is the ... Lollipop.
    I have no knowledge of that ship.
    It's just been commissioned. It's a good ship.
     
  22. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    All I ask is a tall ship
    And a star to steer her by.
     
  23. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    You could feel the wind at your back in those days. The sounds of the sea beneath you. And even if you take away the wind and the water, it's still the same. The ship is yours. You can feel her. And the stars are still there, Bones.
     
  24. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Just... Khan.
     
  25. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    From 1992 through 1996, absolute ruler of more than a quarter of your world. From Asia through the Middle East.
    The last of the tyrants to be overthrown.
    I must confess, gentlemen. I've always held a sneaking admiration for this one.
    He was the best of the tyrants and the most dangerous. They were supermen, in a sense. Stronger, braver, certainly more ambitious, more daring.