Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

 

What do you call this holosuite programme of yours again?
The Battle of Clontarf. You and me and a thousand stalwart Irish warriors against a ravening horde of Vikings. It's like the Battle of Britain, only with swords.
How come you get to be the High King?
I am a direct descendant of King Brian Boru. Besides, it's my programme.
I suppose that's only fair.

 

This we do not forgive or forget!

 

Captain, I am sorry we were late. It was not easy to convince Chancellor Gowron to spare us any ships.
I'm just glad you could join us, Commander.

 

We'll be there, Admiral. We might be a little late, but we'll be there.

 

This semester, we are very fortunate to have a special guest lecturer. The woman who literally wrote the book on the Borg. Admiral Kathryn Janeway.

 

In case you didn't notice, Captain, I outrank you.

 

In my book, experience outranks everything.

 

Then I definitely outrank you.

 

Who's the little fear demon? Come on, who's the little fear demon?
Don't taunt the fear demon.
Why? Can he hurt me?
No, it's just ... tacky.

 

"Do not thump the Book of G'Quan. It is disrespectful."

 

During my three years on Voyager I have grown to respect a great many of you. Others, I have learned to tolerate.

 

I don't like threats. I don't like bullies, and I don't like you, Culluh.

 

The Kazon-Ogla? Who are the Kazon-Ogla?
They are.

 

Listen everybody, look I don’t know what you’re waiting for, a wedding what’s a wedding it’s a prehistoric ritual, where everybody promises fidelity forever which is maybe the most terrifying word I ever heard,

Which is followed by a honeymoon, where he’ll realize that he’s saddled with a nut, and want to kill me, which he should,

So thanks a bunch but I’m not getting married, go have lunch cause I’m not getting married, don’t just stand there, I’m not getting married,
Don’t tell Will but I’m not getting married today!

 

These are Ma'Stakas.
What do we do with them?
At the conclusion of the wedding ceremony, you will use them to attack Worf and Dax.

...

Now?
Not yet.
Now?
Patience.
My lady.
Welcome to the House of Martok, my daughter.
Now, Doctor!
RAAAGH!

 

I am Locutus of Borg.

 

How many Borg hitchhikers are we going to pick up on this trip? Maybe this is the Collective's new strategy. They don't assimilate anymore, they just show up and look helpless.

 

"The Hitchhhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It's a sort of electronic book. Tell you everything you need to know."

 

I'll go easy on you.

 

Easy? You think that was easy?

 

"Try it, Doctor. It's as easy as Pi."

 

Well, don't look at me. It's the tribbles who are breeding.

 

And boy do they have a lot of will.

 

Fire at will!
I have the will, but not the means, Captain.