Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

"Duck's off. Sorry!"

 

"Pitiful ballplayers of Earth! I am Ethan 'Bubblegum' Tate, Commander of the Harlem Globetrotters! For generations, your puny planet has lived in peace with the Globetrotter home world. But now, for no reason, we challenge you to defend your honour on the basketball court! Will no one meet our challenge? Have none of you pathetic Earthlings game?"
"What happens if we loose?"
"Nothing! There's nothing at stake and no threat! Beyond the shame of defeat!"

 

"You didn't think the colonel had a telescope on his roof just to look at the neighbors did you?"
"Not initially..."

 

"I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer."

 

Wow! Two Beldings in one building, one of whom is balding.

 

your services are no longer required.

 

-...what must I do to convince you people?
-Die.

 

The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in the deli.

 

"North Habverbrook, where have I heard that name before... oh no. OH NO!"
"There he is! Seat 3-F!"

 

"This is the city. Los Angeles, California."

 

I know nnnothing. I see nnnnnnnothing!

 

For the Watch.

 

"You have to get me out of here before they kill me again!"

 

"I always thought that I was the Samaritan in that story... It's funny, isn't it? How even the best of men can be... deceived by their true nature."
"What the hell does that mean?"
"It means that I'm not the Samaritan. That I'm not the priest, or the Levite. That I am the ill intent who set upon the traveler on a road that he should not have been on!"

 

"Have we sent the 'Don't shoot us, we're pathetic' transmission yet?"

 

"The hall is rented, the orchestra engaged. Now it's time to see if you can dance."

 

"This whole sector is uncharted."

"It is not uncharted, you lost the chart!"

 

I knew you would find me.

 

Forget the past; save the future.

 

I need you.

 

"Sir, I must protest. I am not a merry man."

 

I'm Chip. I'm the I.T. guy.

 

Chip run

 

"When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping."

 

I am in need of something from you.