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JCC ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "Duck's off. Sorry!"
     
  2. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

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    "Pitiful ballplayers of Earth! I am Ethan 'Bubblegum' Tate, Commander of the Harlem Globetrotters! For generations, your puny planet has lived in peace with the Globetrotter home world. But now, for no reason, we challenge you to defend your honour on the basketball court! Will no one meet our challenge? Have none of you pathetic Earthlings game?"
    "What happens if we loose?"
    "Nothing! There's nothing at stake and no threat! Beyond the shame of defeat!"
     
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  3. jabberwalkie

    jabberwalkie Jedi Master star 4

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    "You didn't think the colonel had a telescope on his roof just to look at the neighbors did you?"
    "Not initially..."
     
  4. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

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    "I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer."
     
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  5. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Wow! Two Beldings in one building, one of whom is balding.
     
  6. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    your services are no longer required.
     
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  7. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    -...what must I do to convince you people?
    -Die.
     
  8. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in the deli.
     
  9. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

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    Nov 12, 2012
    "North Habverbrook, where have I heard that name before... oh no. OH NO!"
    "There he is! Seat 3-F!"
     
  10. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    May 27, 1999
    "This is the city. Los Angeles, California."
     
  11. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oct 4, 1998
    I know nnnothing. I see nnnnnnnothing!
     
  12. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

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    Nov 12, 2012
    For the Watch.
     
  13. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    May 27, 1999
    "You have to get me out of here before they kill me again!"
     
  14. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

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    "I always thought that I was the Samaritan in that story... It's funny, isn't it? How even the best of men can be... deceived by their true nature."
    "What the hell does that mean?"
    "It means that I'm not the Samaritan. That I'm not the priest, or the Levite. That I am the ill intent who set upon the traveler on a road that he should not have been on!"
     
  15. jabberwalkie

    jabberwalkie Jedi Master star 4

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    Dec 2, 2014
    "Have we sent the 'Don't shoot us, we're pathetic' transmission yet?"
     
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  16. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    "The hall is rented, the orchestra engaged. Now it's time to see if you can dance."
     
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  17. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 23, 2009
    "This whole sector is uncharted."

    "It is not uncharted, you lost the chart!"
     
  18. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    I knew you would find me.
     
  19. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony Force Ghost star 6

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    Mar 9, 2003
    Forget the past; save the future.
     
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  20. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    I need you.
     
  21. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    "Sir, I must protest. I am not a merry man."
     
  22. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony Force Ghost star 6

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    Mar 9, 2003
    I'm Chip. I'm the I.T. guy.
     
  23. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    Chip run
     
  24. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    "When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping."
     
  25. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    I am in need of something from you.