Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Follow the bouncing ball.

 

Eh, what's up doc?

 

Dr Niles Crane, Jung Specialist, servicing individuals, couples, and groups. Satisfaction guaranteed. Tell me where it hurts.

 

"Give us a sample, Chekov." "A little won't hurt, Chekov." "Roll over, Chekov." "Breathe deeply, Chekov." "Blood sample, Chekov; marrow sample, Chekov; skin sample, Chekov." If I live long enough, I'm going to run out of samples.
You'll live.
Oh, yes, I'll live, but I won't enjoy it!

 

Then he will die.

 

We're doomed! Doooooomed!

 

Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you!

 

Join us!
It's bliss!

 

"He's in the Danger Room!"
"Bad news, I was in there practicing. I left it on."
"What program was running?"
"Deadly sentinels!"

 

Computer, end program.

 

I am not programmed to respond in that area.

 

Illogical. Illogical. Norman, coordinate.

 

"Our logic is to be illogical."

 

Didn't think I had it in me, did you, Spock?

 

Incorrect strategy, Number One. Picard would not approve.

 

I'm not Picard.

 

Piccard never hit me

 

One of these days, Alice!

 

George Washington? He was our Liar-in-Chief. He formed the Culper Spy Ring. That was a network of liars.
Thank you, colonial myth buster.

 

Arnold! As in, Benedict!
Wow, you went colonial on his @$$.

 

Arnold, go and cook up a couple of burgers for us.

 

There's always money in the banana stand

 

How much money? Lots?

 

Once you have their money, you never give it back.

 

Good customers are as precious as latinum. Treasure them.