Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

It was written all over his back.

 

The poor devil must have written it using a combination of his own blood and even his own intestines.
But who would do that?
Someone who badly needed a pen.

 

"My pen! My pen!"

 

There are only two rules in this prison: 1 – do not write on the walls. 2 – You obey all the rules.

 

I wolf you.

 

Then one day, a lawman appeared,
With powers of hawk, wolf, puma and bear,
Protecter of peace, mystic man from afar,
Champion of justice, Marshal Bravestarr!

 

Drop Dooku!

 

Am I the only sane one here? Why don't we drop the defensive shields?
A superlative suggestion, sir, with only two minor drawbacks: 1) We don't have defensive shields, 2) We don't have defensive shields. Now, I realise that, technically speaking that’s only one flaw, but I thought it was such a big one it was worth mentioning twice.

 

Thank you, Dr. Fowler. I have a very long and somewhat self-centered speech here. But I'd like to set it aside.

Because this honor doesn't just belong to me. I wouldn't be up here if it weren't for some very important people in my life. Beginning with my mother, father, Memaw, brother and sister. And my other family, who I'm so happy to have here with us. Is that Buffy the Vampire Slayer? I was under a misapprehension that my accomplishments were mine alone. Nothing could be further from the truth. I have been encouraged, sustained, inspired and tolerated not only by my wife, but by the greatest group of friends anyone ever had. I'd like to ask them to stand. Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali. Dr. Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz. Astronaut Howard Wolowitz. And my two dearest friends in the world, Penny Hofstadter and Dr. Leonard Hofstadter. I was there the moment Leonard and Penny met. He said to me that their babies would be smart and beautiful. And now that they're expecting, I have no doubt that that will be the case.
Don't tell anyone that last thing. That's a secret.
Howard, Bernadette, Raj, Penny, Leonard, I apologize if I haven't been the friend you deserve. But I want you to know in my way, I love you all. And I love you. Thank you.

 

I was forged in the inferno of creation, vampire. Do you really think a little electricity would destroy me?
Worth a shot.

 

No lightning today? What’s the matter, afraid I’ll redirect it?

Oh, I’ll show you lightning!

 

Awise, stowm! Norf winds, blow! Souf winds, blow! Typhoons, hurricanes, earthquakes! SMOOOOOOOG!

 

What did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?

 

Watch yourself. Killing a Changeling can be worth a Klingon song or two.
Doctor, if a Klingon were to succeed in killing me, I'd expect nothing less than an entire opera on the subject.

 

"Now, Rigoletto is a humpbacked dwarf, who works for the king as a court jester."
"Boy, you wouldn't think a guy like that would go into show business."

 

You are not on trial for being a dwarf!

 

$200 fine and time served.

 

Quark paid your fine. You're a free man.
What do I have to do in return?
Earn some latinum.
Tell me more.

 

The trial never ended.

 

[There is one way to confront this threat. By reuniting the twenty-four warring houses of our own empire. We have forgotten the Unforgettable, the last to unify our tribes: Kahless. Together, under one creed, remain Klingon! That is why we light our beacon this day. To assemble our people. To lock arms against those whose fatal greeting is ... ] "We come in peace."

 

Jim, this man's a Klingon.

 

That was not a Klingon song!
It wasn't easy to translate. There doesn't seem to be a Klingon word for "jolly".

 

It is a risk I am willing to take.

 

"Risk is our business."

 

I should have never reconnected his mouth.
Well, we took the risk, Doctor.