Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Ay caramba!

 

Don't have a cow, man.

 

Eat my shorts.

 

Excellent

 

The kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.

 

Sometimes, we do bad things for the people we love. It doesn’t mean it’s right, it means love is more important.

 

Things can't get worse.
Simpson, report for much worse duties.

 

If you’re certain he’ll approve the mission, why wait?

 

Sam Adams kicked the bucket!
Sam Adams is dead?!
No, he kicked my bucket! Water everywhere! Ugh, what a mess!

 

Who’s the water boy now?

 

Marquis, please, tell us of your trip here.
There is nothing to tell, and I must go.
Nothing to tell?! He dressed as a woman to sneak out of France!
I was wearing a merchant's cloak.

 

I’m so happy I could kiss you!
I’ve suffered enough under the British!

 

I've been a patient man, and I don't wish to be rude, but given the circumstances....
At least stay and finish your pastries!
I'm sorry, but now I'm in the mood for some English tea. Au revoir.

 

The Republic needs you on the front line just as much as it needs my voice in the Senate.

 

Are we sure this thing is safe? I don't wanna end up a wall decoration.

 

Thanks for coming after me

That’s what brothers do

 

That is not staying there!
Let's ... just go.

 

If the trooper has a plan, I’d like to hear it

 

Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing "Subtle Plans are Here Again!"

 

No Shannon Cooper.
Why not her?
She steals stuff.
Or maybe Joey slept with her and never called her back.
Joey, that is horrible.
Hey, I liked her. Maybe too much. Maybe I was scared.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
All right, I didn't think anybody would buy that.

 

> I can't think straight. I've got a taranshula with an eye the size of a meatball setting up home in my joy department. Help me.
> I'm scared
> YOU'RE scared. How d'you think I feel?
> You haven't SEEN it!

 

If he's so cool, then you be Winston.
I can't.
Why?
Be...
Be be be because he's black?
I didn't say that!
Well you thought it.
Guys! Why is no one else wearing costumes?

 

Don't you know who this is? He's the Avatar!
I see fifty Avatars a day. And by the way, not a very impressive costume.

 

Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you. I think that kid might be the avatar.

 

Although I suppose those horns are hard to do...
You have no idea.