Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Thank you for restoring my faith in the 98th Rule of Acquisition: Every man has his price.

 

If you have a problem with Poppins, you have a problem with me.

 

Yes Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head.

 

Well, you're too tall!

 

"All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by." You could feel the wind at your back in those days. The sounds of the sea beneath you. And even if you take away the wind and the water, it's still the same. The ship is yours. You can feel her. And the stars are still there, Bones.

 

"That cigar is your ship."

 

What about my crew?
The anomaly. My crew. My ship. I suppose you're worried about your fish, too. Well, if it puts your mind at ease, you've saved humanity - once again.

 

Bosh, Bosh, oh my gosh, our team’s gonna kick your tosh

 

Could I please have a translation team in here?

 

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

 

Shaka, when the walls fell.

 

"Must be a hell of a scary crack in your wall."

 

Raising my voice back there doesn't mean I was scared or I couldn't do my job. It means I happen to have a human thing called an adrenal gland.
That sounds most inconvenient. Have you considered having it removed?

 

And microbrain! Growl for me to show you still care.

 

"I have never understood why it should become necessary to become irrational in order to prove that you care. Or, indeed, why it should be necessary to prove it at all."

 

This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed!

 

Geology isn’t a real science!

 

If science could harness all the brainpower in this room, there would be enough energy to toast a piece of bread ... lightly.

 

Leedle leedle leedle leedle

 

Brain and brain! What is brain!

 

The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!

 

Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

 

You are Major Rekal of the Tal Shiar.

 

How was he killed?
His neck was broken. By an expert.
Explain.
Well, from the nature and location of the break, I'd say the killer knew exactly where to apply pressure to snap the neck instantly.
Who aboard would have that knowledge?
Vulcans. On Vulcan, the method is called tal-shaya. It was considered a merciful form of execution in ancient times.

 

Romulan!