Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

"You unlock this door with the key of imagination."

 

We gave you Eminem and Justin Bieber too
Even though they dress and try to talk like you
The music of Taylor Swift and clothing from J.Crew
And Jon Heder, also half of Derek Jeter
Add to that a fleet of soccer moms
Packed into their yoga tights

 

It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights,
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

 

Heigh ho,
Do you know
The names of the US residents who then became the presidents
And got a view from the White House through of Pennsylvania Avenue

 

Mister President. How'd it go?
My performance was unimpeachable.

 

That's politics, baby! Get what you can out of someone, then crush them.

 

"Well, this is largely as I predicted, except that the Silly Party won. I think this is largely due to the number of votes cast."

 

She’s into it?

sheeee’s into it

 

Yeah, it was first come, first serve.

 

"The Jagaroth? You serve the Jagaroth."

 

HOW TO SERVE HUMANS

 

A great poet once said, 'all spirits are enslaved that serve things evil'.

 

Okay Palpy. Yousa manipulating me.

 

"Why are you choking me right now?"
"Because. I. Don't. Like. Being. Used."

 

Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale. Nor has it—
I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location. Twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
There's nothing to do downtown...!
Enough of this. Vader, release him!
As you wish.

 

Oh you Special Edition mother****er.

 

Isn't that ... special?

 

Preacher, you got a dirty mind.

 

So, um, how come you don’t care where you’re going?
‘Cause how you get there is the worthier part.

 

"Brigadier, a straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting."

 

Well, I thought it'd be a bit more impressive than that.
What did you expect? Some kind of space rocket with Batman at the controls?

 

I like Green Lantern, I just think it’s lame that he can be defeated by the color yellow.

 

It's not easy being green.

 

Zero. Negative a billion. Stop telling me about it.

 

"I asked you not to tell me that!"