Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

It's been a long road, getting from there to here.

 

What's a horse doing on a spaceship?

 

"Hello. I'm Mister Ed."

 

I'm the Doctor. Basically...run.

 

"At 7:50 every morning, Ken's trainer runs the 13,000 miles from his two-room lean-to in Bangkok and gets him up."

 

It's K-K-K-Ken, c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me.

 

Oh, I'm not going to kill you - I have other uses for you.

 

Donna, stay out of the shadows.

 

Power resides where men believe it resides. It's a trick. A shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow.

 

Silence will fall.

 

Father, I must speak. I can be silent no longer. All day long you muttered to yourself, gibber, dribble, moan and bat your head against the wall, yelling "I want to die". Now you may say I'm leaping to conclusions, but you're not completely happy, are you?

 

Are you my mummy?

 

It's a gigantic flying mummy!

 

Working on building, working on building Stars Hollow

 

The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire building.
George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganyika. I hardly think we can we can be entirely absolved from blame on the imperialistic front.

 

You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other’s deterrent. That way there could never be a war.

But this is a sort of a war, isn’t it, sir?

Yes, that’s right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan.

What was that, sir?

It was bollocks.

 

Winning a war that destroys the Empire is no victory.
And ending a war to save the Empire is no defeat.

 

Lords of the Empire, privileged guests, all hail her Most Imperial Majesty, Mother of the Fatherland, Overlord of Vulcan, Dominus of Qo'noS, Regina Andor. All hail the Emperor, Philippa Georgiou Augustus Iaponius Centarius.

 

"All hail the Magic Conch!"

 

Maybe magic was once a mighty force in the world, but not anymore.

 

If it's alien, it's ours.

 

Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it? You lose your keys, it's aliens. A picture falls off the wall, it's aliens. That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day, you thought that was aliens as well.
Well we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?
Rimmer, ALIENS used our bog roll?
Just cause they're aliens doesn't mean to say they don't have to visit the little boys' room. Only they probably do something weird and alien-esque, like it comes out of the top of their heads or something.
Well I wouldn't like to be stuck behind one in a cinema.

 

Please, for the sake of your dear old dad, leave the door open three inches.

 

"From enigma to icon,
from daredevil to champion."