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Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. PCCViking

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    I'll always remember when the Doctor was me.
     
  2. Emperor Ferus

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    How could you let your daughter go out with that abominable thug?
     
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  3. PCCViking

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    If the apocalypse comes, beep me.
     
  4. Kenneth Morgan

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    "Mrs. Peel, we're needed."
     
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  5. Iron_lord

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    There doesn't seem to be a Klingon word for "jolly".
     
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  6. Kenneth Morgan

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    "That's not even a word and I agree with ya!"
     
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  7. PCCViking

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    Actually, I don't think Constable Odo has a mother.
     
  8. Iron_lord

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    Once Mother Horta tells her kids what to look for, you people are going to be embarrassingly rich.
     
  9. PCCViking

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    He claims the right of Vengeance.
     
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  10. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.
     
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  11. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 4

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    "Mike, you blew up another planet! What is your deal?"
     
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  12. Alpha-Red

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    It obstructs my view of Venus.
     
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  13. Iron_lord

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    Come on, let's face it guys: there aren't any noteworthy one-armed people from history - you can't even name five.
    Of course we can! Look: Horatio Nelson; the one-armed guy from 'The Fugitive'; the Venus de Milo; Van Gogh, and... one more...
    That Mexican dude! The one who robbed people!
    What one who robbed people?
    The one-armed bandit!
     
  14. PCCViking

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    It takes one to snow one.
     
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  15. Emperor Ferus

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    She’s our friend and she’s crazy! You sons of ********!
     
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  16. PCCViking

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    EXTERMINATE!
     
  17. Emperor Ferus

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    I’m not a murderer. But I want justice.
     
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  18. PCCViking

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    What this country needs, right now, is a doctor.
     
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  19. Emperor Ferus

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    (Singing)
    I am so gonna win, gonna win,
    The Jedi are gonna lose, gonna lose!
     
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  20. Iron_lord

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    Great landing. You almost missed me.
     
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  21. PCCViking

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    If it's alien, it's ours.
     
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  22. Iron_lord

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    Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it? You lose your keys, it's aliens. A picture falls off the wall, it's aliens. That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day, you thought that was aliens as well.
    Well we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?
    Rimmer, ALIENS used our bog roll?
    Just cause they're aliens doesn't mean to say they don't have to visit the little boys' room. Only they probably do something weird and alien-esque, like it comes out of the top of their heads or something.
    Well I wouldn't like to be stuck behind one in a cinema.
     
  23. PCCViking

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    This isn't war. This is pest control.
     
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  24. Iron_lord

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    Give me Warp in the factor of 5, 6, 7, 8.
    Oh, the jazz...
     
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  25. PCCViking

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    5 million Cybermen easy. One Doctor, now you're scared.