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Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "YOU WANT A WAR?! WELL, YOU'VE GOT A WAR!!"
     
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  2. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: the American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.
     
  3. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    If you’d like, later on, you can make the asparagus talk.
     
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  4. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    You know, sometimes you talk to me as if I were a benign old codger.
    'Codger'?
    Somewhere between a 'coot' and 'geezer', I believe.
     
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  5. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    So you're my replacements: the dandy and the clown.
     
  6. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    That's not Krusty the Clown!
     
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  7. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Oh, my giddy aunt!
     
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  8. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Oh, my dicky ticker!
     
  9. Drac39

    Drac39 Force Ghost star 6

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    I haven't had a Big Mac in a long time.
     
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  10. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "Okay, so that's four Solar Burgers, four Space Spuds, four Splunkies: two mango, one mix and one cream. Are you gonna be eating out, or will you be dining in with us?"
     
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  11. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    This Orson Welles guy, does he direct Burger King commercials?
     
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  12. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    I'm not talking about the puppy.
     
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  13. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    We've got them trained like puppy dogs.
    But I don't want a puppy dog, I want a husband!
     
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  14. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    And I'm...his mother-in-law.
     
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  15. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    You still haven't made any recommendation.
    Samuel T. Cogley, attorney at law. If anyone can save you, he can.
     
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  16. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    You can't object.
    No, but I can.
     
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  17. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Objection, your majesty. We're losing!
    Overruled! But yes, yes you are. Badly.
     
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  18. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Today is a good day to die.
     
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  19. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Only a fool fights in a burning house.
     
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  20. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    Please, for the sake of your dear old dad, keep the door open three inches.
     
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  21. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    On Vulcan, the teddy bears are alive and have six-inch fangs.
     
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  22. Dark Ferus

    Dark Ferus Chosen One star 8

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    What is this, all part of your new Cobra Kai, Johnny?
     
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  23. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    Fantastic!
     
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  24. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Brilliant!
     
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  25. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Gowron has been rewriting Klingon history.
    Rewriting history?
    Yes. He is claiming it was his courage, his genius, which brought an end to the civil war.
     
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