Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

 

Ralph Hinkley: [to the discouraged Bill Maxwell] Like it or not, Bill, I have a responsibility. This world needs its heroes, you know? This society needs someone to look up to.

Pam Davidson: We got that straight from the Lone Ranger.

 

It's called 'gettin down'.

 

The real world doesn't always adhere to logic. Sometimes up is down. Sometimes down is up. And sometimes when you're lost ... you're found.

 

Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff.

 

You know, George, they are doing wonderful things at mental institutions these days.

 

Listen carefully, Blackadder; I won’t repeat this. Put your underpants on your head and stick two pencils up your nose. They’ll think you’re crazy and send you home. Right, favour returned.
I think the phrase rhymes with 'clucking bell’.

 

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

 

Just whistle.

 

Mork calling Orson.

 

Kirk to Enterprise.

 

It's smaller on the outside.
Well, that is a first.

 

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

 

Really?

 

“You don’t just give up. You don’t just let things happen. You make a stand! You say no! You have the guts to do what’s right, even when everyone else just runs away.”

 

Next time you stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.

 

This is not war. This is pest control.

 

Well, I thought it'd be a bit more impressive than that.
What did you expect? Some kind of space rocket with Batman at the controls?

 

Allons-y!

 

You call her “Mummy” not “ big milk thing.”
Doctor, you speak baby?
Of course I speak baby. I speak everything.

 

Are you my mummy?

 

Dad, we need a new mom, this one's had it.

 

And I'm his...mother-in-law.

 

It's a great honour. So, that would make me your?
The closest analogy is step-sister.
That would make my mother your stepmother.
I had not considered that. It is a risk I am willing to take.

 

Today is a good day to die.