Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Spoilers.

 

No! He's your dad! You can't just call him "Not Mum"!
Not Mum?!
That's you.
[gurgles]
"Also Not Mum"; that's me. And everybody else is...
[babbles]
..."Peasants". That's unfortunate.

 

Are you my mummy?

 

Mom, Dad, Ross smoked pot in college.

 

Norman Bates:
What's so different about me?

Bradley Martin:
You're like... a beautiful, deep, still lake in the middle of a concrete world.

Norman Bates:
I am? That's kinda weird.

Bradley Martin:
You're kinda weird. Weird good.

 

We're Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job.

 

Fascinating.

 

Sorry to disappoint you.
To be honest, my opinion of Starfleet officers is so low, you'd have to work very hard indeed to disappoint me.

 

What this country needs right now is a doctor.

 

I think you need a Doctor.

 

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

 

He has avoided two appointments that I've made for his physical exam without reason.
That's not at all surprising, Doctor. He's probably terrified of your beads and rattles.

 

There's coffee in that nebula.

 

Basically ... run.

 

I'll shave it off when I shave it off.

 

It's my new after-shave. It's called 'Night Passion'.
Yeah? Smells more like 'Night Pasture'.

 

You all know him as the Dark Knight, but I prefer to refer to him as history.

 

Gabrielle:
Another one's fallen for you.

Xena:
Again? What is it?

Gabrielle:
Oh, the blue eyes... the leather. Men love leather.

Xena:
I think it's time for a wardrobe change.

Gabrielle:
Yeah. You could try wearing chainmail.

Xena:
Nah. That'd just attract a kinkier group.

 

"Edmund, you're so naughty!"
"Thank you, madam. I try. And ten minutes later, when I've got my breath back, I try again."

 

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

 

"The blood-sucking monkeys were raised in West Miflin, Pennsylvania. Real scary territory."

 

No one's speaking Klingon so... we won?
There was an armistice. We're at peace.
An armistice with the guys who drink blood wine?!

 

Terse? I can be terse. Once, in flight school, I was laconic.

 

Two Beldings in one building, one of whom is balding.