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JCC ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    "I threw a rock at him."
     
  2. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    You don't suppose it was hit by a rock, do you?
     
  3. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    "It was a big rock."
     
  4. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties... I'm sorry... Schumann, Schubert, Mendelssohn and Bach. Names that will live forever. But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats. Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name in German Baroque music, we present a profile of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. We start with an interview with his only surviving relative Karl Gambolputty de von Ausfern...
     
  5. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    -Isn't that overkill?
    -No, it's just enough kill.
     
  6. Sith_Sensei__Prime

    Sith_Sensei__Prime Chosen One star 7

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    You know nothing John Snow.
     
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  7. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    I know everything :p
     
  8. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Fascinating.
     
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  9. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "I have perfect 20-20-20-20 vision."
     
  10. dp4m

    dp4m Also a Narc star 10

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    You're under arrest! This is a work event!
     
  11. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants."
     
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  12. jedinightwing

    jedinightwing Jedi Master star 4

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    Speaks for itself.
     
  13. Falcon

    Falcon Chosen One star 10

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    Roll for it
     
  14. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Monster Of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    My brain is better than EVERYBODY'S!!!
     
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  15. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Not precisely, Doctor. On Vulcan, the teddy bears are alive, and they have six inch fangs.
     
  16. jabberwalkie

    jabberwalkie Jedi Master star 4

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    Now, I suppose this is the time for me to say something profound....... Nothing comes to mind, let's do this.
     
  17. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Monster Of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    I wonder what all the non-pathetic people are doing tonight.
     
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  18. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Duck season!
    Rabbit season!
     
  19. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

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    "There ARE hard feelings! This isn't over! I'm going to see to it that you both pay for what you've done. And do you know why?"
    "Because you're a ****?"
     
  20. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Monster Of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    "Guys named Preston do not go into the woods. A guy named Preston is about to get his ass kicked by a squirrel."
     
  21. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Jaaaayne!
    The man they call Jaaaaaaaaayne!
    He stole from the rich and he give to the poor
    Stood up to the man and he give him what for
    Our love for him now ain't hard to explain
    The hero of Canton
    The man they call Jaaaaaaayne
     
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  22. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    Where, oh, where are you tonight?
    Why did you leave me here all alone?
    I searched the world over, and I thought I found true love;
    You met another and PFFFFTTT you was gone!
     
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  23. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    "These Nielsen ratings are the lowest ever."

    "Oh my God! We've been beaten by 'A Connie Chung Christmas'!"
     
  24. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    "I go where I want to go."
     
  25. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "He's from Barcelona."