Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

"I threw a rock at him."

 

You don't suppose it was hit by a rock, do you?

 

"It was a big rock."

 

Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties... I'm sorry... Schumann, Schubert, Mendelssohn and Bach. Names that will live forever. But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats. Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name in German Baroque music, we present a profile of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. We start with an interview with his only surviving relative Karl Gambolputty de von Ausfern...

 

-Isn't that overkill?
-No, it's just enough kill.

 

You know nothing John Snow.

 

I know everything

 

Fascinating.

 

"I have perfect 20-20-20-20 vision."

 

You're under arrest! This is a work event!

 

"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants."

 

Speaks for itself.

 

Roll for it

 

Not precisely, Doctor. On Vulcan, the teddy bears are alive, and they have six inch fangs.

 

Now, I suppose this is the time for me to say something profound....... Nothing comes to mind, let's do this.

 

Duck season!
Rabbit season!

 

"There ARE hard feelings! This isn't over! I'm going to see to it that you both pay for what you've done. And do you know why?"
"Because you're a ****?"

 

Jaaaayne!
The man they call Jaaaaaaaaayne!
He stole from the rich and he give to the poor
Stood up to the man and he give him what for
Our love for him now ain't hard to explain
The hero of Canton
The man they call Jaaaaaaayne

 

♫Where, oh, where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over, and I thought I found true love;
You met another and PFFFFTTT you was gone!♫

 

"These Nielsen ratings are the lowest ever."

"Oh my God! We've been beaten by 'A Connie Chung Christmas'!"

 

"I go where I want to go."

 

"He's from Barcelona."