Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Stop that nonsense at once, or you'll not be permitted to make any more planets.

 

Is this planet important to you?

 

So there was some kind of civilization on this ridiculous pebble of a planet.
We have no time to ponder that now. If I know the Thundercats, they will lose no time in building an impregnable fortress. We too must establish a base. So look for a likely spot to build Castle Plun-Darr, yes?

 

Never ignore a coincidence, unless you're busy, in which case always ignore a coincidence.

 

As long as evil exists, Mumm-Ra lives.

 

Cybermen are superior to the Daleks in only one respect.
What is that?
You are better at dying.

 

He ... isn't alive.

 

"He's dead, Jim."

 

Mister Spock, give us a report on life beneath the surface.
Within range of our sensors, there is no life, other than the accountable human residents of this colony beneath the surface. At least, no life as we know it.

 

Are you Spock?


I don’t like this game.

 

There's a Braavosi knife game I could teach you.
Does it involve the potential for losing fingers?
Not if you win.

 

Not if you round down, buddy

 

There comes a time where the risk of doing nothing is the greatest risk of all.

 

Hang on Rimmer, hang on... the really interesting bit is exactly
the same as the dull bit.

You don't know what I did with the dice though, do you? For all
you know, I could have jammed them up his nostrils, head butted him on
the nose and they could have blasted out of his ears. That would've
been quite interesting.

 

It ran right across a dabo table!
How'd it die? Get into your food?

 

"It's inhuman to serve the same food every day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our tastebuds!"

 

Quark, take it all away. No food for those on the path to Kal'Hyah.
No refunds for those on the path to Kal'Hyah as well. Sorry.

 

I don't need my eyes to see you, Jedi.

 

My family has hated the Atreides for centuries. They have been the sand in our eyes, the stink at our meals, these arrogant Atreides, always standing in our way.

 

EXTERMINATE!

 

No mercy!

 

Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm alright.

 

Good Men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many.

 

Don't give me any of your facetious lip, Fletcher. I know you were trying to work one last night.
On what do you base that supposition, Mr MacKay?
On the evidence of our motor mechanic's report on the van. It appears that the petrol tank had more in it after our journey than before. Only what was in the tank was certainly not 5-star. Now, I'm going to be watching you, Fletcher. I'm going to be watching you like a hawk, because nobody, nobody goes over the wall in my prison.
Oh no, Mr MacKay, no-one would dare take the petrol out of you.

 

What does the enemy deserve?