Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

There is no better teacher than one's enemy.

 

You are an enemy of the Daleks!

 

Drink not with thine enemy.

 

Father dear, I think Mummy needs another drink.

 

Are you my mummy?

 

I'm glad that worked because those would have been terrible last words.

 

He's called Alfie.
[gurgles]
Yes, he likes that, "Alfie". Though personally, he prefers to be called "Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All."

 

His name is Susan and he wants you to respect his life choices.

 

You call her “Mummy” not “ big milk thing.”
Doctor, you speak baby?
Of course I speak baby. I speak everything.

 

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

 

Now there's an interesting concept: a hologram that programs himself. What would I do with that ability? Create a family? Raise an army?

 

You are the man called Tyrannus?


I told you everything you needed to know on Geonosis all those years ago, Kenobi.

 

I'm not make-believe.

 

Spoilers.

 

That is the exploration that awaits you. Not mapping stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknowable possibilities of existence.
Q, what is it that you're trying to tell me?
You'll find out. In any case, I'll be watching. And if you're very lucky, I'll drop by to say hello from time to time. See you out there.

 

If you have a better plan, I'm all ears. In fact, if you have a better plan, I'll take you to a planet where everyone is all ears.

 

If the trooper has a plan, I'd like to hear it.

 

Change of plan! Leg it!

 

"When I think that it was for the likes of you that I had both my legs blown off..."
"You haven't had both your legs blown off!"
"I was talking metaphorically, you fool!"

 

Awise, stowm! Norf winds, blow! Souf winds, blow! Typhoons, hurricanes, earthquakes! SMOOOOOOOG!

 

It's Mr Lister's mind.

 

Your explanation for anything slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it? You lose your keys, it's aliens. A picture falls off the wall, it's aliens. That time we used up a whole bog roll in a day, you thought that was aliens as well.
Well we didn't use it all, Lister. Who did?
Rimmer, ALIENS used our bog roll?
Just cause they're aliens doesn't mean to say they don't have to visit the little boys' room. Only they probably do something weird and alien-esque, like it comes out of the top of their heads or something.
Well I wouldn't like to be stuck behind one in a cinema.

 

It's them aliens again!

 

"There are lives at stake, by our standards alien life, but lives nevertheless."

 

Romulan lives.
No. Lives.