Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Romulan!

 

Let's collaborate. Let's share whatever we learn about what has happened here.
Agreed. On this one issue. And only if it is convenient and appropriate at the time.
Captain Picard, because your actions are those of a thoughtful man, I'll tell you this. Matters more urgent caused our absence. Now, witness the result. Outposts destroyed, expansion of the Federation everywhere. Yes, we have indeed been negligent, Captain. But no more.
Commander, we have made some progress here. Let's not ruin that with unnecessary posturing.
Your presence is not wanted. Do you understand my meaning, Captain? We are back.

 

It's a fake!

 

"I deny this reality. The true reality is a computation matrix."

 

You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend.

 

Is this the human value you call...friendship?

Don't give me that Star Trek crap, it's too early in the morning.

 

Who would permit this man — this joke of a man, this man who could not outwit a used teabag — to be in a position where he might endanger the entire crew? Who? Only a yoghurt. This man is not guilty of manslaughter. He is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime. It is also his punishment. Defence rests.

 

"SHE'S A HOOKER! HOOKING IS AGAINST THE LAW! THE PROSECUTION RESTS!"
(For the full effect, read it in Gilbert Gottfried's on-stage voice.)

 

"Do you have anything to base that on?"
"Yeah, his opinion."
"That will do, Detective."

 

"I am Nomad. What is 'opinion'?"
"An opinion is a belief, a view, a judgement."

 

I know that one of my three judges has wished me dead more times than I can count. And that judge is my father.

 

"You leave my father out of this!"

 

And I'm his...mother-in-law.

 

Jim, be serious. You're not an ordinary human. You're a Starship Captain, and you've stepped into scandal. If there's any way they can do it, they'll slap you down hard and permanently for the good of the service.
You still haven't made any recommendation.
Samuel T. Cogley, attorney at law. If anyone can save you, he can. He'll be paying you a visit. Jim, I've got to go.
Areel, you still haven't told me how you know so much about what the prosecution's going to do.
Because, Jim Kirk, my dear old love, I am the prosecution, and I have to do my very best to have you slapped down hard. Broken out of the service, in disgrace.

 

Didn't anyone tell you that you were a poor loser, McCoy?
Only when I lose.

 

Here's to the losers, bless them all.

 

There is no supportive wah-wah. A wah-wah by its very nature is spiteful and undercutting.

 

If we're going to get him to support us, he will need some sort of incentive.
Hm. Anything in mind?
Well, you could appoint him a high court judge.
Is he qualified?
He's a violent, bigoted, mindless old fool.
Sounds a bit over-qualified.

 

We won’t just dominate the tournament, we’ll melt this whole snowflake generation.

 

Perhaps you will melt when I read you this poem:
"I love you more than words can say
From your head down to your toes
I am lost for words to show my love
So please accept this rose."

That is a dead cod.

Roses are out of season.

 

What two words?
Bad Wolf.

 

Lord Stark? There are five pups. One for each of the Stark children. The direwolf is the sigil of your House. They were meant to have them.
You will train them yourselves. You will feed them yourselves. And if they die, you will bury them yourselves.

 

This is about life and death. And as your master, I'm responsible for you. The best way I can protect you is to teach you how to protect yourself. And if you can hold off Rex and the boys, you'll be ready for anything on a battlefield.

 

Hello, Missy. I'm the Master.

 

I used your training, Master, and I have built all this in hopes of returning to your side.