Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

That is blasphemy.
Do not blaspheme.
Do not blaspheme.

 

What has Sir Arnold to fear, anyway? He's got all the honours he could want, surely.
Well, naturally he has his 'G'.
'G'?
Yes, you get your 'G' after your 'K'.
You speak in riddles, Bernard.
Well, take the Foreign Office. First, you get the CMG, then the KCMG, then the GCMG. The Commander of the Order of St. Michael and St. George, Knight Commander of St. Michael and St. George, Knight Grand Cross of St. Michael and St. George. Of course, in the service, CMG stands for "Call Me God." And KCMG for "Kindly Call Me God."
What does GCMG stand for?
"God Calls Me God."

 

"What do you mean death list?"
"I mean that the terrorist group has released a set of objectives, the effect of which if realized would be to precipitate an immediate by election."
"Huh?"
"Your on a death list minister!"

 

Terror must be maintained or the Empire is doomed. It is the logic of history.
Conquest is easy, control is not.

 

"Obedience brings victory. And victory is life!"

 

Execution of state criminals is both painful and unpleasant. I believe the details are unnecessary.

 

"He is an enemy of the state, and enemies of the state deserve no mercy!"

 

To be a spy you need physical fitness, a facility with languages, a tolerance for exotic food and the bugs that come with them. But ultimately there's no greater qualification than the ability to look someone who ruined your life in the eye and say 'Let's work together.'"

 

"Kiss the girl, get the key. They never taught me that in the Obsidian Order".

 

Well, everyone in the group had the good sense to give these Nausicaans a wide berth, to stand off. Everyone, that is, except me. I stood toe to toe with the worst of the three, and I told him what I thought of him, his pals, his planet, and I possibly made some passing reference to his questionable parentage. And the next thing I knew, all three of them were on me and I was fighting for my life.

 

I want you to try something for me. Take a sip of this.
What is it?
A human drink. It's called root beer.
Uh, I don't know...
Come on, aren't you just a little bit curious?
What do you think?
It's vile!
I know. It's so bubbly, and cloying, and happy.
Just like the Federation.
But you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it.
It's insidious!
Just like the Federation.
Do you think they'll be able to save us?
I hope so.

 

The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire building.
George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganyika. I hardly think we can we can be entirely absolved from blame on the imperialistic front.

 

Don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.

 

It's war out there, mate, war - and the bleeding kids are winning.
It's not war, Derek, or anything of the sort. The vast majority of young people are law-abiding citizens. I admit we don't like them, but if it were illegal to be sex mad, tone deaf, and impossible to understand we should have to arrest the entire population of France.

 

It was the end of the Earth year 2260, and the war had paused, suddenly and unexpectedly. All around us, it was as if the universe were holding its breath…waiting. All of life can be broken down into moments of transition, or moments…of revelation. This had the feeling of both. G'Quan wrote, "There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope. The death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender." The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born…in pain.

 

So there was some kind of civilization on this ridiculous pebble of a planet.

 

"I know when I've been insulted! I know when I've been insulted!"

 

Tellarites always have a litany of complaints. It's how they start arguments with people they've just met.
Even if they have nothing to complain about?
In that case, they'll just insult you. Whatever they say, you have to respond in kind. Otherwise, they'll take offense.
A species that actually thrives on arguing. They probably make good politicians.

 

"If anything, we are ordinary Soviet citizens with no particular interest in politics."

 

It's in Russian.
You just put the Rs the wrong way round!
That's what Russian is!

 

"I know this saying. It was inwented in Russia."

 

It makes me homesick. Just like Russia.
More like the Garden of Eden, Ensign.
Of course, Doctor. The Garden of Eden was just outside Moscow. A wery nice place. It must have made Adam and Eve wery sad to leave.
Just .... outside Moscow, all right.

 

I'm Russian, doctor. We understand these things.

 

I'm the Doctor. Basically...run.

 

That pig-headed Vulcan stamina. I couldn't have pulled them through without it.
Some doctors have all the luck.