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JCC ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    "Welcome to the Mystery Shack, where we put the 'fun' in 'No Refunds!'."
     
  2. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "Why did you resign?"
     
  3. solojones

    solojones Winner, JCC Word Whiz star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Technically it's, "We have to go back!" You're fired from your job as the Internet.
     
  4. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick Game Host - SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    "Because this happens every day in this city. I didn't see a crowd of reporters at 163 and Florence two days ago when Conchita Escovito was killed by a stray bullet while she sitting at her kitchen table feeding her baby girl. You're damn right I had my assistant call your editors and news directors because I knew that me being here could get you here. Now, look. I don't blame you because you don't go to the scene of every shooting. When something happens every day, it stops being news. I'm no saint above this myself. The only reason I knew those two names I just mentioned is because they're ongoing cases. You ask me who was murdered on this day six months ago? I wouldn't know. Not their names, anyway. I tend not to forget the faces."
     
  5. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

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    "Dear Homeowner, can we kill you? - The Murderers."
    "Dear Murderers, no you may NOT! - The Homeowner."
     
  6. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    "Hey guess what? Nobody cares who would win in crazy fantasy fist fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden!"
     
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  7. DebonaireNerd

    DebonaireNerd Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "These pretzels are making me thirsty"
     
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  8. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    No soup for you!
     
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  9. DebonaireNerd

    DebonaireNerd Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "When two lesbians dance...who leads"
     
  10. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "Sapphire and Steel have been assigned."
     
  11. It Is Your Destiny

    It Is Your Destiny Jedi Master star 4

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    Sucker! Competitive violence! That's why you're here!
     
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  12. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    From Seinfeld, when Jerry and George were trying to figure out if George was in a relationship or just friends with a girl.

    Jerry: Saturday nights, do you have to ask her out, or is it understood that you'll do something together?
    George: It's understood.
    Jerry: She's coming over to your place, do you clean the toilet?
    G: Yes...
    J: Just wipe it down, or do you scrub?
    G: I scrub.
    J: You, my friend, have got yourself a relationship.
     
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  13. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

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    "Groovy."
     
  14. DebonaireNerd

    DebonaireNerd Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "Make it so".
     
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  15. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    "What are you in for?"

    "Everything."
     
  16. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    "President? Do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be President? That's right, conspiracy buff, I just spent 75 million dollars on a fake presidential campaign, just to tick Superman off!"
     
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  17. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    It's crazy out there, Dave, I feel like I'm under siege, like Stephen Segal in that movie, what was that called?
    Under Siege, sir?
    No, that's not it.
    Under Siege 2, sir?
    No, not that one.
    Under Siege 3?
    That's the one!
    Sir, there is no Under Siege 3.
    A man can dream, can't he, Dave?
     
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  18. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Meathead, Laverne, and Opie: Great Filmmakers of Our Time
     
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  19. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!"
     
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  20. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    -She misquoted me, your honor.
    -She paraphrased you.
     
  21. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

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    The anomaly, my ship, my crew; I suppose you're worried about your fish, too. If it puts your mind at ease you've saved humanity ... once again.
     
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  22. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    I'm not talking about the puppy.
     
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  23. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    "I:m so sorry I slammed you in the gut. Jeez, that's how Houdini died."

    "Houdini died of AIDS."

    "No! Why do you always say that?"
     
  24. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    "I threw a rock at him....it was a big rock."
     
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  25. Darkslayer

    Darkslayer Force Ghost star 7

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    "Grodd. Hate. Banana."