Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Why do bees be?

 

"Why did you resign?"

 

At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do.

 

I'll certify that right now.

 

Medical men are trained in logic. Spock:
Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error.

 

I am a healer. That is what I do.
And we are pantsers. That is what we do.

 

I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer.
You're a healer. That's your patient.

 

We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

 

Come on, let's face it guys: there aren't any noteworthy one-armed people from history - you can't even name five.
Of course we can! Look: Horatio Nelson; the one-armed guy from 'The Fugitive'; the Venus de Milo; Van Gogh, and... one more...
That Mexican dude! The one who robbed people!
What one who robbed people?
The one-armed bandit!
That's a machine, you gimp! One of the most popular pub games of the twentieth century.
And it only had one arm? What a heartwarming story...

 

Well, thank you, Mr. Bandit. And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I've ever pursued.

 

"It seems to resemble Commodore Decker's planet killer. And it is pursuing us."

 

Now would be a good time, Mr Scott.

 

Something wrong, Captain?
I was thinking about the buffalo, Mister Spock. Warp one, Mister Sulu.

 

Would it have hurt us, I wonder, just to have gathered a few laurel leaves?

 

It is true that in the future, you and the Klingons will become fast friends. You will work together.
Never!

 

Just what this station needs, another Klingon.

 

Laddie, don't you think you should ... rephrase that?

 

After all, we're big enough to take a few insults

 

What was it they said that started the fight?
They called the Enterprise a garbage scow, sir.
I see. And that's when you hit the Klingons?
Yes, sir.
You hit the Klingons because they insulted the Enterprise, not because they ...
Well, sir, this was a matter of pride.
All right, Scotty. Dismissed. Scotty, you're restricted to quarters until further notice.
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. That'll give me a chance to catch up on my technical journals!

 

I lied to Captain Kirk.

 

So, I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover up the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning of all? I think I can live with it.

 

"Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many."

 

Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Night will fall and drown the sun,
When a good man goes to war.
Friendship dies and true love lies,
Night will fall and the dark will rise,
When a good man goes to war.

 

Seems odd you'd name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong side of.
May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

 

Did something just fly off my gorram ship?