Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

I'm dead, Wilson. How do you want to spend your last five months?

 

Can you stop her from bein' so cheerful?
I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful.

 

No power in the 'verse can stop me.

 

Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

 

They take the jobs they can get, even the legal ones.

 

I've been out of the abbey two days, I've beaten a lawman senseless, I've fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong.

 

You're comin' with us.

 

The patients were cynical and not responding and we couldn't bring them back.
Cyanotic.
Pupils were fixed and dilapidated —
Dilated.

 

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were ready to save some lives.

 

Wash, tell me I'm pretty...
Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
'Cause I'm pretty?
'Cause you're pretty.

 

If I could make you prettier I would.

 

I married me a powerful ugly creature.
How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?

 

I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.

 

Daryl is not ... Well, he never was completely human.
What?
Data Analyzing Robot Youth Lifeform. Daryl's an experiment in artificial intelligence. All I can say is that he was never meant to leave here. And he was certainly never meant to be with people like yourselves.

 

One is my name. The other is not.

 

Everybody dies, Data. Well, almost everybody.

 

Today is a good day to die.

 

We need no urging to hate humans! But only a fool fights in a burning house.

 

My house is my house.
As are its contents.

 

Money isn't everything.
If Father were alive, he'd wash your mouth out with galcor!
You can't buy respect, brother. And that's what you have now, respect! That's what you wanted, isn't it?
Respect is good... but latinum's better.

 

Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.

 

Have you forgotten the Battle of Prexnak?
Who could forget the most important battle in Ferengi history?
Ten Ferengi stood alone against two hundred and seventy-three Lytasians.
As I recall, all ten Ferengi were slaughtered.
The point is, we Ferengi are just as tough as anybody in the galaxy. And this is our chance to prove it once and for all.
Quark's right. Let's do it for Ishka. Let's do it for the Grand Nagus. Let's do it for Ferengis everywhere.
Let's do it for an equal share of fifty bars of gold-pressed latinum. That they can all agree on.
It always comes down to profit with you people, doesn't it?
We're Ferengi.
And that's why I love you. Fifty bars it is. Minus my usual finder's fee.

 

I never learned to speak hypothetical.

 

I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never went to law school.

 

Jim, be serious. You're not an ordinary human. You're a Starship Captain, and you've stepped into scandal. If there's any way they can do it, they'll slap you down hard and permanently for the good of the service.
You still haven't made any recommendation.
Samuel T. Cogley, attorney at law. If anyone can save you, he can. He'll be paying you a visit. Jim, I've got to go.
Areel, you still haven't told me how you know so much about what the prosecution's going to do.
Because, Jim Kirk, my dear old love, I am the prosecution, and I have to do my very best to have you slapped down hard. Broken out of the service, in disgrace.