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JCC ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Community' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    He wears a red sash crossways.
    Why does he do that?
    Maybe he won the Miss Persephone Pageant.
     
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  2. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    And it's doin' a fantastic job.
     
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  3. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Time for some thrilling heroics.
     
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  4. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oh.. crime. :)
     
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  5. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    You had the Alliance on you, criminals and savages … half the people on this ship have been shot or wounded, including yourself, and you’re harboring known fugitives.
    We’re still flying.
    That’s not much.
    It’s enough.
     
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  6. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    You ever been shot, doctor?
     
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  7. Juliet316

    Juliet316 SFTC Daily Double Winner star 10

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    "That was a warning shot. Next shot won't miss.
     
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  8. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    I was aimin' fer his head.
     
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  9. Juliet316

    Juliet316 SFTC Daily Double Winner star 10

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    "You Missed."
     
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  10. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    You... are navel lint.
     
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  11. PCCViking

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    "I threw a rock at him. It was a big rock."
     
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  12. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Suggest we maintain course. That asteroid does not exist.
    Suppose you're wrong?
    Sir, I'll stake my reputation on it.
    Kryten, you haven't got a reputation.
    No, sir, but I'm hoping to acquire one from this escapade.
     
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  13. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    We like the Enterprise. We, we really do! That sagging, old rust bucket is designed like a garbage scow. Half the quadrant knows it; that's why they're learning to speak Klingoni!
     
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  14. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Well, sir, this was a matter of pride.
     
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  15. PCCViking

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    That is the reaction I expect from my older brother!
     
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  16. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    They're brothers, Data. Brothers forgive.
     
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  17. PCCViking

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    This we can neither forgive or forget.
     
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  18. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    A very old and lonely man. And a young and lonely man. We put on a pretty poor show, didn't we? If only I could forget.
     
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  19. Sarge

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    … and... there were these... three...… woodsmen...
     
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  20. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Sir, I protest! I am not a merry man!
     
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  21. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    That must have been one dull ship.
     
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  22. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "Well, er, yes Mr. Anchovy, but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person."
     
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  23. Sarge

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    He couldn't outwit a used teabag.
     
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  24. Iron_lord

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    Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words "I have a cunning plan" marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction ofthis conversation?
    They certainly are!
    Well, forgive me if I don't jump up and down with glee; your record in this department is not exactly a hundred percent.
     
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  25. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    It's possible you're not recallin' some of the cap'n's plans.
     
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