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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing "Subtle Plans are Here Again!"
     
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  2. Sarge

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    Just once I'd like things to go according to the gorram plan.
     
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  3. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
     
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  4. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    Hamsters is nice.
     
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  5. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Why, Banning Miller! What a vision you are in your fine dress. It must have taken a dozen slaves a dozen days to get you into that getup. 'Course, your daddy tells me it takes the space of a schoolboy's wink to get you out of it again.
     
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  6. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    I cannot abide useless people.
     
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  7. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Oh, this is the stuff, eh? Christmas sherry and charades with honest manly fellows. I mean, for Heaven’s sake, what can I do with a girl that I can’t do with you, eh?
    I cannot conceive, Sir.
    Yes, well, there’s that, I suppose.
     
  8. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    This is stupid. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
    You’re right. We’re nuts. This is an insane conversation.
    She’ll never leave Fred and we know it.
     
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  9. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Your sweet, M'Lady. Your nuts, M'Lord.
    How am I supposed to open these?!
    Your crackers, M'Lord.
     
  10. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    You rang, sir?
     
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  11. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "One ringy-dingy. Two ringy-dingy."
     
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  12. Sarge

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    Cornfield County operator assistance, can I help you?
     
  13. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "'Let me help.' A hundred years or so from now, I believe, a famous novelist will write a classic using that theme. He'll recommend those three words even over 'I love you.'"
     
  14. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I need to know if we did serious harm to that life-form.
    Let's see... you ran your ship through it, fired phasers at it, and blew a hole in it with a photon torpedo. I'd say it's a pretty good chance that you did some fairly significant --
    Computer, mute audio.
     
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  15. Sarge

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    No kill I. What is that? A plea for us not to kill it? Or a promise that it won't kill us?
     
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  16. Iron_lord

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    I think I've discovered the answer, but to carry out my plan entails considerable risk. Mister Spock is much stronger than the ordinary human being. Aroused, his great physical strength could kill. But it's a risk I'll have to take.
     
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  17. Sarge

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    "Kill Spock? That's not what we came to Vulcan for, is it?"
     
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  18. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "At some point, this will kill Frank, but I think it's worth it."
     
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  19. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    "Harcourt Fenton Mudd, what are you up to? Have you been drinking again?"
     
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  20. Iron_lord

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    Kirk. It's inhuman. Mercy.
    Goodbye, Harry. Have fun.
     
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  21. PCCViking

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    Romulan!
     
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  22. Iron_lord

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    Execution of state criminals is both painful and unpleasant. I believe the details are unnecessary. The sentence will be carried out immediately after the charges have been recorded.
    I demand the Right of Statement first.
    You understand Romulan tradition well. The right is granted.
     
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  23. PCCViking

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    My I ask what penalty does Mr. O'Brien face?
    His execution is scheduled for next week.
     
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  24. Iron_lord

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    "George, my boy, outraged to read in dispatches of how that ass Melchett made such a pigs-ear of your chum Blackadder's court-martial. Have reversed the decision forthwith. Surprised you didn't ask me to do it yourself, actually." Now this is interesting, isn't it?
    Uh, uh, yes, well, you see, sir, the thing is...
    You two got whammed last night, didn't you?
    Well, well, no, not "whammed" exactly. A little tiddly, perhaps.
    And you forgot the telegram to your uncle!
    Well, n-n-n-no, not, not, completely, I mean, um, partially... Umm well... Yes, yes, entirely.
    I think I can explain, sir.
    Can you, Baldrick?
    No.
    As I suspected. Now, I'm not a religious man, as you know, but henceforth, I shall nightly pray to the God that killed Cain and squashed Samson, that he comes out of retirement and gets back into practice on the pair of you!
     
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  25. Sarge

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    How drunk was I last night?
    I dunno, I passed out.
     
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