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Discussion in 'Community' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    It all started last night at about two o'clock. I was tucked into bed having this absolutely scrummy dream about ponies when I was wakened by a terrific banging from Lord Melchett.
    Well! I never knew he had it in him.
    It's true, I promise! He was banging on the castle gate, falling over, and singing a strange song about a girl who possessed something called a...dicky-di-do?
    Oh, yes, it's a lovely old hymn, isn't it.
     
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  2. Sarge

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    One more time! I'll take you home again, Kathleen
     
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  3. Iron_lord

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    And so Doctor Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap... will be the leap home.
     
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  4. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Fonzie's going to jump the shark!
     
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  5. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    So, how do you take a bath?
    Without cameras, usually!
     
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  6. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Oh, wouldn't mind a real bath.
    Yeah, and a meal that included some form of food. Just a couple of days lying around. You with the bathing, me with the watching you bathe.
     
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  7. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    What, what exactly, what exactly does all this, all this do?
    I assure you that everything in this room has a specific function. However, it would take several hours to explain it all. I suggest we proceed to your quarters. Perhaps you would care for a bath.
    A what?
     
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  8. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    The Enterprise computer system is controlled by three primary main processor cores, cross-linked with redundant melacortz-ramistat 14-kiloquad interface modules. The core element is based on an FTL nanoprocessor with 25 bilateral kelilactirals. With twenty of those being slaved into the primary Heisenfram terminals. Now, you know what a bilateral kelilactiral is?
     
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  9. Iron_lord

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    Picard and his lackeys would have solved all this techno-babble hours ago. No wonder you're not commanding a starship.
     
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  10. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    I'm not Picard.
     
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  11. Iron_lord

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    You performed what Starfleet textbooks now refer to as the Picard Manoeuvre.
     
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  12. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Not chess, Mr. Spock. Poker! Do you know the game?
     
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  13. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Spock, what are the odds in getting a royal fizzbin?
    I have never computed them, Captain.
    Well, they're astronomical, believe me. Now, for the last card. We'll call it a kronk. You got that?
     
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  14. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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  15. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Sixteen years old and dating a dabo girl ... Godspeed, Jake.
     
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  16. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Watch the wheel, not the girl.
     
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  17. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.
     
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  18. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Stop this crazy thing!
     
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  19. Juliet316

    Juliet316 SFTC Bonanza Winner star 10

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    "Your bloody mad!"
     
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  20. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
     
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  21. PCCViking

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    Don't you know you're angry when you're beautiful?
     
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  22. Sarge

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    David, I don't think-
    That doesn't matter, you look good.
     
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  23. Iron_lord

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    Beautiful, beautiful. No animals, no people, no worries. Just what the doctor ordered. Right, Doctor?
    I couldn't have prescribed better. We are one weary ship.
     
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  24. PCCViking

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    Gorged? On my grain? Kirk, I hold you responsible!
     
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  25. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    I'll hold you in irons if you don't shut up.
     
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