Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

It all started last night at about two o'clock. I was tucked into bed having this absolutely scrummy dream about ponies when I was wakened by a terrific banging from Lord Melchett.
Well! I never knew he had it in him.
It's true, I promise! He was banging on the castle gate, falling over, and singing a strange song about a girl who possessed something called a...dicky-di-do?
Oh, yes, it's a lovely old hymn, isn't it.

 

One more time! I'll take you home again, Kathleen

 

And so Doctor Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap... will be the leap home.

 

Fonzie's going to jump the shark!

 

So, how do you take a bath?
Without cameras, usually!

 

Oh, wouldn't mind a real bath.
Yeah, and a meal that included some form of food. Just a couple of days lying around. You with the bathing, me with the watching you bathe.

 

What, what exactly, what exactly does all this, all this do?
I assure you that everything in this room has a specific function. However, it would take several hours to explain it all. I suggest we proceed to your quarters. Perhaps you would care for a bath.
A what?

 

The Enterprise computer system is controlled by three primary main processor cores, cross-linked with redundant melacortz-ramistat 14-kiloquad interface modules. The core element is based on an FTL nanoprocessor with 25 bilateral kelilactirals. With twenty of those being slaved into the primary Heisenfram terminals. Now, you know what a bilateral kelilactiral is?

 

Picard and his lackeys would have solved all this techno-babble hours ago. No wonder you're not commanding a starship.

 

I'm not Picard.

 

You performed what Starfleet textbooks now refer to as the Picard Manoeuvre.

 

Not chess, Mr. Spock. Poker! Do you know the game?

 

Spock, what are the odds in getting a royal fizzbin?
I have never computed them, Captain.
Well, they're astronomical, believe me. Now, for the last card. We'll call it a kronk. You got that?

 

Dabo!

 

Sixteen years old and dating a dabo girl ... Godspeed, Jake.

 

Watch the wheel, not the girl.

 

I'm not going to stop the wheel. I'm going to break the wheel.

 

Stop this crazy thing!

 

"Your bloody mad!"

 

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

 

Don't you know you're angry when you're beautiful?

 

David, I don't think-
That doesn't matter, you look good.

 

Beautiful, beautiful. No animals, no people, no worries. Just what the doctor ordered. Right, Doctor?
I couldn't have prescribed better. We are one weary ship.

 

Gorged? On my grain? Kirk, I hold you responsible!

 

I'll hold you in irons if you don't shut up.