Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

"You grabbed power!"

"And with that power, we made a world where no eight-year old boy will ever lose his parents, because of some punk with a gun."

 

And knowing is half the battle.

 

Knowledge is power, knowledge of the future is the ultimate power.

 

Kind of a bummer gettin' your butt kicked by a dead guy.

 

"I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward you will service us."
"Mr. Worf... Fire."

 

Sesame Street

Rich guy says "I got my wife a pair of slippers and a mercedes, so if she doesn't like the slippers she has to like the car" other guy says "I got my wife 2 gifts also, a pair of slippers and a dildo, that way if she don't like the slippers she can go ***k herself.

 

"Captain Sobel! We salute the rank, not the man."

 

Come on down! You're the next contestant on the Price is Right!

 

Shuck it, Trebek.

 

"Lieutenant Scripes abhorred the way Reggie, err, Captain Thistleton carried on with the men."

"Yeah, didn't Oscar Wilde get hard labor for that?"

 

"It's Portman, &%$^%$&#@%! Drink till I'm sick!"

 

Eh, a little column A, little column B.

 

"Impossible madam, all my bellhops have been taken prisoner by the Wehrmacht."

 

"MENDOZAAAAAAAA!!!"

 

"I spent, like, every summer there listening to my great-grandmother bitch about Abraham Lincoln. Apparently, slavery was pretty awesome."

"Prove it."

"What's to prove? It's free labor."

 

"It's a man's life in the British Dental Association!"

 

It is I, LeClaire!

 

"Don't panic! Don't panic!"

 

"I've got a slug."
"I see, does it talk?"

 

More trippy, uh apparently, you..."wuv hugs."

 

"Another challenge for the Green Hornet, his aide Kato, and their rolling arsenal, the Black Beauty."

 

Same Bat-time! Same Bat-channel!

 

Listen very closely. I shall say this only once.

 

Yes, let us go see Taishi Ci. Ahahahahahaha.

 

"In the criminal justice system, the people are presented by two different yet very important groups: the police, who investigate the crimes; and the District Attorney who prosecutes the offenders. These are their stories."