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Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "You grabbed power!"

    "And with that power, we made a world where no eight-year old boy will ever lose his parents, because of some punk with a gun."
     
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  2. Sith_Sensei__Prime

    Sith_Sensei__Prime Chosen One star 6

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    And knowing is half the battle.
     
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  3. Juliet316

    Juliet316 13X Hangman & 7X Wacky Wednesday Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

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    Knowledge is power, knowledge of the future is the ultimate power.
     
  4. jabberwalkie

    jabberwalkie Jedi Master star 4

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    Kind of a bummer gettin' your butt kicked by a dead guy.
     
  5. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

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    "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward you will service us."
    "Mr. Worf... Fire."
     
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  6. DebonaireNerd

    DebonaireNerd Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Sesame Street

    Rich guy says "I got my wife a pair of slippers and a mercedes, so if she doesn't like the slippers she has to like the car" other guy says "I got my wife 2 gifts also, a pair of slippers and a dildo, that way if she don't like the slippers she can go ***k herself.
     
  7. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "Captain Sobel! We salute the rank, not the man."
     
  8. Sith_Sensei__Prime

    Sith_Sensei__Prime Chosen One star 6

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    Come on down! You're the next contestant on the Price is Right!
     
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  9. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Shuck it, Trebek.
     
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  10. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "Lieutenant Scripes abhorred the way Reggie, err, Captain Thistleton carried on with the men."

    "Yeah, didn't Oscar Wilde get hard labor for that?"
     
  11. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

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    "It's Portman, &%$^%$&#@%! Drink till I'm sick!"
     
  12. jabberwalkie

    jabberwalkie Jedi Master star 4

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    Eh, a little column A, little column B.
     
  13. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "Impossible madam, all my bellhops have been taken prisoner by the Wehrmacht."
     
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  14. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "MENDOZAAAAAAAA!!!"
     
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  15. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "I spent, like, every summer there listening to my great-grandmother bitch about Abraham Lincoln. Apparently, slavery was pretty awesome."

    "Prove it."

    "What's to prove? It's free labor."
     
  16. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "It's a man's life in the British Dental Association!"
     
  17. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    It is I, LeClaire!
     
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  18. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "Don't panic! Don't panic!"
     
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  19. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

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    "I've got a slug."
    "I see, does it talk?"
     
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  20. JediMaster1511

    JediMaster1511 Jedi Grand Master star 10

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    More trippy, uh apparently, you..."wuv hugs."
     
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  21. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "Another challenge for the Green Hornet, his aide Kato, and their rolling arsenal, the Black Beauty."
     
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  22. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

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    Same Bat-time! Same Bat-channel!
     
  23. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 7

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    Listen very closely. I shall say this only once.
     
  24. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    Yes, let us go see Taishi Ci. Ahahahahahaha.
     
  25. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    "In the criminal justice system, the people are presented by two different yet very important groups: the police, who investigate the crimes; and the District Attorney who prosecutes the offenders. These are their stories."