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Fun ITT we post random TV show quotes out of context

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by BigAl6ft6, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    "Sorry about your glass ceiling."
     
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  2. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    Sorry about that, Chief.
     
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  3. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    "Don't call me Chief!"
     
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  4. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    Call me a cab.
     
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  5. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "Oh, great. The Mads are calling."
     
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  6. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    Mork calling Orson. Mork calling Orson.
     
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  7. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Message coming in from the Big Giant Head.
     
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  8. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    For all your giant head needs, remember The Big Giant Head.
     
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  9. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    What are you doing?
    Lying. You like it?
     
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  10. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "How do I explain this to a politician? You did not tell the truth."
     
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  11. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    We're Starfleet. We don't lie.
     
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  12. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    So, I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover up the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning of all? I think I can live with it.
     
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  13. PCCViking

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    Today is a good day to die.
     
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  14. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    It's never a good day to lose a friend.
     
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  15. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    "I just want a mate!"
     
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  16. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    I am Lwaxana Troi, daughter of the Fifth House, holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed.
     
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  17. Kenneth Morgan

    Kenneth Morgan Chosen One star 5

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    "Him? Oh, he's just the Doctor."
     
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  18. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Now there's an interesting concept: a hologram that programs himself. What would I do with that ability? Create a family? Raise an army?
     
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  19. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
     
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  20. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    I am Locutus of Borg.
     
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  21. Iron_lord

    Iron_lord Chosen One star 10

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    Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One. But you may call me Seven of Nine.
     
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  22. PCCViking

    PCCViking Chosen One star 10

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    You are Drex, son of Martok.
    So?
    I am Worf, son of Mogh.
     
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  23. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    It loses something in the translation.
     
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  24. PCCViking

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    That is why everyone is learning to speak Klingonese.
     
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  25. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    Trust me. Next time you see him, just sniff the air and go 'is that lilac?'
     
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