I've fooled Everton. And it's awesome.

So the other day I sent Everton a friend request on facebook. Before excepting, this is what transpired.
This is over facebook chat:
Everton: JC'er?

me: yep its george roper

Everton: Really?!

me: Master george roPer

Everton: Name all five RICHARDSONS.

( so i panicked and managed to find this )

me: As for RICHARDSON'S SHOPPING CENTRE (FORMERLY MALL), it started out with us just referring to Richardson as RICHARDSON when we would give false praise to him in order to emphasis how crap he was. Everton came up with RICHARDSON'S MALL where RICHARDSON sold millions of his shirts to his adoring fans. malkie pointed out that they don't call it a mall in Britain and therefore it was renamed RICHARDSON'S SHOPPING CENTRE (FORMERLY MALL) by Everton. Since the Family Feud uses family names, it was perfect for that. And when the RICHARDSONS was submitted without the original team number, ophelia asked what the number had been. I posted the RICHARDSONS (FORMERLY TEAM 4) for the lols. Everton posted that he would support the change. Everyone else okayed it. And an unstoppable juggernaut was born.

Everton: Deal!


I feel bad, so I'm coming clean. Everton, despite what you might have believed, that handsome picture on my facebook is not george_roper, but indeed MasterP.

 

Sorry for exceeding my usual one line posts.

 

you've done some incredible work here.

 

Nicely done. I hope he reports you to the Facebook admins and you lose your account, but nicely done.

 

Well done

 

I also told Armenian_Jedi on facebook that I was katya_jade. I'm fairly positive it worked.

 

wait a second...


WAIT JUST ONE FREAKING SECOND...




oh.

 

We discussed this at the meeting yesterday. He didn't believe you. roper is Canada. I believe you were Illinois.

 

BIASED
AND

VINDICTIVE

 

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I am, of course, gutted.

 

What is this world coming to?

 

I know how you feel. Once I got a friend request from a very pretty girl named "Sandy". I checked her profile out because I didn't quite recognize her. She seemed to have a fairly lucrative career in dancing and even had her own website with lots of pictures of her for her tons of fans.

Alas, my research proved unfruitful so I messaged her and asked how we knew each other. She replied with "We went to High School". I was, of course, excited by the prospect of meeting up with an old friend and asked her which classes we took together. She never did respond.

That was several months ago.

I'm beginning to think she lied.

 

Is this why you're getting divorced?

 

Too soon, Vin. Too soon.

 

Note, she didn't say you went to high school together.

 

You, my dear Dark Lady Mara, empress of intelligence, are quite astute.