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Games JCC CANNIBALISM SURVIVAL BATTLE

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Darth Punk , Dec 10, 2016.

  1. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 25, 2013
    food is running out. I'm now a cannibal, and y'all look delicious. any of you tree-hugging leaf eaters get in my way, I'm gonna eat your ***

    I imagine hudzu will be delicious, all infused with saffron, and lemongrass, and that vin has been naturally marinating in gravy for years.

    I'm starving, let's fight.

    the rules: for those unfamiliar with survivor battles, they are extremely silly things where characters have points and you get to add points to those characters or take them away. all characters will start with 10 points and each time you change the list you will have 2 points to distribute (your options being +2, -2, +1 -1, +1 +1, -1 -1). all you have to do is copy and paste the list posted by the last person to change it, make your changes, and then announce what you did. you may change the list once every six turns, meaning five people have to change the list before you can change it again (this could be changed, depending on how fast the game moves). you may also use your turn to add a character.

    adding characters: everyone may add a character with their first turn if they wish, but after you add your first character you may only add another character once every four of your own turns, meaning you have to change the list three times yourself between character adds. this is just to help keep the list a manageable size. if it still gets really unwieldy we may have a character cap.

    the end game: at some point the game will wind down and we will switch to the end game. the rules are the same, except adding characters and +2 and +1, +1 posts will no longer be allowed.[/quote]

    For an unbiased start, we'll go with the first 10 posters in Watto's veggie thread:

    SuperWatto - 10
    Rylo Ken - 10
    Darth Punk - 10
    Yoda's_Roomate - 10
    ophelia - 10
    Diggy - 10
    DarthIntegral - 10
    Boba Nekhbet - 10
    tom - 10
    JoinTheSchwarz - 10
     
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  2. vin

    vin Chosen One star 6

    Registered:
    Dec 16, 1999
    SuperWatto - 10
    Rylo Ken - 10
    Darth Punk - 10
    Yoda's_Roomate - 10
    ophelia - 10
    Diggy - 10
    DarthIntegral - 10
    Boba Nekhbet - 10
    tom - 8
    JoinTheSchwarz - 10

    Takes bite out of tom. -2
     
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  3. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

    Registered:
    Sep 19, 2000
    SuperWatto - 10
    Rylo Ken - 10
    Darth Punk - 8
    Yoda's_Roomate - 10
    ophelia - 10
    Diggy - 10
    DarthIntegral - 10
    Boba Nekhbet - 10
    tom - 8
    JoinTheSchwarz - 10

    Can people eat themselves?
     
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  4. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 25, 2013
    Yes - and add points, to defend themselves
     
  5. epic

    epic Ex Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Jul 4, 1999
    SuperWatto - 10
    Rylo Ken - 10
    Darth Punk - 8
    Yoda's_Roomate - 10
    ophelia - 10
    Diggy - 8
    DarthIntegral - 10
    Boba Nekhbet - 10
    tom - 8
    JoinTheSchwarz - 10

    Moist, and surprisingly tender
     
  6. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

    Registered:
    Nov 25, 2013
    SuperWatto - 10
    Rylo Ken - 10
    Darth Punk - 8
    Yoda's_Roomate - 10
    ophelia - 10
    Diggy - 8
    DarthIntegral - 10
    Boba Nekhbet - 10
    tom - 8
    JoinTheSchwarz - 10
    epic - 10

    adding epic
     
  7. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    SuperWatto - 10
    Rylo Ken - 10
    Darth Punk - 8
    Yoda's_Roomate - 10
    ophelia - 10
    Diggy - 8
    DarthIntegral - 10
    Boba Nekhbet - 10
    tom - 8
    JoinTheSchwarz - 10
    epic - 10
    Handmaiden Yane - 10

    adding Handmaiden Yane
     
  8. FatBurt

    FatBurt Sex Scarecrow Vanquisher star 6

    Registered:
    Jul 21, 2003
    Takes a bite from Inty - 1

    Replenishes Punk +1


    SuperWatto - 10
    Rylo Ken - 10
    Darth Punk - 9
    Yoda's_Roomate - 10
    ophelia - 10
    Diggy - 8
    DarthIntegral - 9
    Boba Nekhbet - 10
    tom - 8
    JoinTheSchwarz - 10
    epic - 10
    Handmaiden Yane - 10
     
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  9. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    May 4, 2003
    SuperWatto - 10
    Rylo Ken - 10
    Darth Punk - 9
    Yoda's_Roomate - 10
    ophelia - 10
    Diggy - 8
    DarthIntegral - 9
    Boba Nekhbet - 12
    tom - 8
    JoinTheSchwarz - 10
    epic - 10
    Handmaiden Yane - 10

    Nekhbet +2
     
  10. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Dec 14, 2000
    SuperWatto - 10
    Rylo Ken - 10
    Darth Punk - 9
    Yoda's_Roomate - 10
    ophelia - 10
    Diggy - 8
    DarthIntegral - 9
    Boba Nekhbet - 12
    tom - 8
    JoinTheSchwarz - 10
    epic - 10
    Handmaiden Yane - 10
    Charlie - 10

    Adding Charlie
     
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  11. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

    Registered:
    Nov 25, 2013
    that's some slow roasting lamb, you've found there
     
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  12. siha

    siha Jedi Master star 2

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    Feb 28, 2013
    SuperWatto - 10
    Rylo Ken - 10
    Darth Punk - 9
    Yoda's_Roomate - 10
    ophelia - 10
    Diggy - 8
    DarthIntegral - 9
    Boba Nekhbet - 12
    tom - 8
    JoinTheSchwarz - 10
    epic - 10
    Handmaiden Yane - 10
    Charlie -12

    Charlie +2
     
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  13. a star war

    a star war Force Ghost star 5

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    May 4, 2016
    SuperWatto - 10
    Rylo Ken - 10
    Darth Punk - 9
    Yoda's_Roomate - 10
    ophelia - 10
    Diggy - 8
    DarthIntegral - 9
    Boba Nekhbet - 12
    tom - 8
    JoinTheSchwarz - 10
    epic - 10
    Handmaiden Yane - 10
    Charlie -12
    rey - 10

    Adding rey
     
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  14. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Nov 21, 2002
    SuperWatto - 10
    Rylo Ken - 10
    Darth Punk - 9
    Yoda's_Roomate - 10
    ophelia - 10
    Diggy - 8
    DarthIntegral - 9
    Boba Nekhbet - 12
    tom - 8
    JoinTheSchwarz - 10
    epic - 10
    Handmaiden Yane - 10
    Charlie -14
    rey - 10

    Charlie +2
     
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  15. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    May 4, 2003
    What are the implications of this game? I don't even understand. Is it desirable to be eaten, because you are tasty? Does adding points mean you are bulking someone up? Is this taking place in a culture that honors cannabilistic sacrifice, or is this more of a desperate survivor situation where people want to last longer? This has some odd and under-explored dimensions I'd like clarified before continuing to play.
     
  16. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Dec 14, 2000
    So if you get no clarifications, you won't play?
     
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  17. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Adding Wocky

    SuperWatto - 10
    Rylo Ken - 10
    Darth Punk - 9
    Yoda's_Roomate - 10
    ophelia - 10
    Diggy - 8
    DarthIntegral - 9
    Boba Nekhbet - 12
    tom - 8
    JoinTheSchwarz - 10
    epic - 10
    Handmaiden Yane - 10
    Charlie -14
    rey - 10
    Jabba-wocky - 10
     
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  18. a star war

    a star war Force Ghost star 5

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    May 4, 2016
    What are the implications of this game?

    if you die in the game you die in real life

    I don't even understand. Is it desirable to be eaten, because you are tasty?

    What part of being eaten is desirable to you? Is this part of your weird fruit metaphor?

    Does adding points mean you are bulking someone up?

    Adding points adds life

    Is this taking place in a culture that honors cannabilistic sacrifice, or is this more of a desperate survivor situation where people want to last longer?

    A) this is taking place in our culture right now, so no. B) People want to last longer so they don't die in real life.
     
  19. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 25, 2013
    Do we eat or drink wocky?
     
  20. siha

    siha Jedi Master star 2

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    Feb 28, 2013
    You can drink his tears.
     
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  21. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    May 4, 2003
    So then what does this point model mean? I can eat, say a third of your body weight by eating arms and legs, but you aren't really any closer to death than when you had all your limbs. Are the players in this game some sort of progressive disease process or something? Is there no correlation between point scores and health until they hit zero? Or conversely, if we give someone very high points, are they going to gain superhuman abilities or an accelerated healing factor or something?
     
  22. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Nov 25, 2013
    Yes
     
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  23. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    If you are what you eat, I'm sure hudzu would be one tasty lady! Added her.

    SuperWatto - 10
    Rylo Ken - 10
    Darth Punk - 9
    Yoda's_Roomate - 10
    ophelia - 10
    Diggy - 8
    DarthIntegral - 9
    Boba Nekhbet - 12
    tom - 8
    JoinTheSchwarz - 10
    epic - 10
    Handmaiden Yane - 10
    Charlie -14
    rey - 10
    Jabba-wocky - 10
    Hudzu -10
     
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  24. vin

    vin Chosen One star 6

    Registered:
    Dec 16, 1999
    SuperWatto - 10
    Rylo Ken - 10
    Darth Punk - 9
    Yoda's_Roomate - 10
    ophelia - 10
    Diggy - 8
    DarthIntegral - 9
    Boba Nekhbet - 12
    tom - 8
    JoinTheSchwarz - 10
    epic - 10
    Handmaiden Yane - 10
    Charlie -16
    rey - 10
    Jabba-wocky - 10
    Hudzu -10

    C+2
     
  25. a star war

    a star war Force Ghost star 5

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    May 4, 2016
    So then what does this point model mean?
    It means you are alive or dead. If you have points, you are alive. If you don't, you are dead.

    I can eat, say a third of your body weight by eating arms and legs, but you aren't really any closer to death than when you had all your limbs.
    This is pretend (just the eating part--you still die in real life if you die).

    Are the players in this game some sort of progressive disease process or something?
    No, the players are totally fine and nothing at all is happening to them because this is a game. Unless they die and then they're dead in real life.

    Is there no correlation between point scores and health until they hit zero?
    No. Again, it is a game and not real.

    Or conversely, if we give someone very high points, are they going to gain superhuman abilities or an accelerated healing factor or something?
    Once again, this is pretend, and all you do is add and take away points until everyone is eliminated and dead in real life.
     
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