JCC FANFICTION (inspired by jcc greats such as andalite and me)

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED PACHINKON. For easier reference his name was Nicolas Cage. ANYWAYS, one day Nicky C. was wandering around an island full of bees who were trying to sting him. SUDDENLY, he made a smirk, which made the bees disappear which was great. So Nicolas went on to steal a bunch of cars from a guy from star wars (he wasnt really from star wars but from Gone in 60 seconds, but i said he was fron star wars to make the story fit into this forum, hell yes). HIS BROTHER was captured by the bad guy who had an austrailian accent, so they got the guy who may have been Bernie Mac but may also have not been (i'm not sure at this point) to play that Low Rider song and free him.

Anyways, after that, Nicky C. went on to star in a bunch of films which also starred that guy who was most recently in The Hangover, but in these films he talked about delicious jams and jellies, which was great.

After all these events happend, Nicky Cage ripped off his face and revealed himself to be Scoripions Flaming Skull, so he was like "GET OVER HERE" at johnny cage (who is probably nicky cages brother) and some awesomeness happened until Johnny C. got killed in the first three minutes of the sequel....


PART ONE OF FANFICTION COMPLETE.

 

Beautiful prose. And I love your use of adjectives.

 

And I always though Fanfic got it's bad name from ff.n