JCC [jobs] Let's talk about our jobs!

I am a professional *******.

 

I'm an assistant supervisor of show production for the dolphin show at our local marine park in San Diego.

 

The more impressive part is you've been employee of the month for nearly 27 years.

 

Huh guy is older than i thought.

 

I let people make me look a certain way so they can try to convince other people to buy things.

 

Yeah buddy I'm still not buying that one ^

 

I design things to move rocks.

 

I'm a project implementation manager at AT&T (Business Solutions).

 

he likes Eric Clapton. dude is at least 52.

 

I teach History and Religious Studies at an independent school in London. Best part: I am the only Humanities teacher at the school so I choose the syllabus, which means I spend the lessons talking about stuff I love .

 

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

 

I am a closer for bank projects dealing with getting your money from Point A to Point B.

 

*booooo hissssss* Sorry, I have to deal with AT*T on a daily basis and I have to put up with ****** techs. They are the bane of my existence.

 

I'm a Network Engineer for a defense contractor.

 

Mad Scientist Associate.

 

I grow delicious food and then sell it to people, which means I end up driving a truck most days. I also convince young hoodlums to join community gardens instead of gangs.

But those legal IT jobs sound kinda fun. Maybe it's time for a new direction.

 

I play a millionaire at parties.

 

i work at the circulation desk of a college library. it's a pretty cool job, but since i started there as a student and have now worked there for 16+ years it's starting to feel weird being constantly surrounded by people who stay the same age i was when i started there. i'm like the reluctant wooderson of the library. ugh.

 

I crush my enemies, watch them flee before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.

 

I am a door-to-door salesman for Cutlery and More.

 

I won a modest lottery and am retired. Jobs are for suckers.

 

Alien mandroid probe device placed here to monitor and judge mankind. Tbh my master would have eviscerated you all from the Universe but Saturday Morning cartoons saved you in the 80's, X-Files in the 90's, and the New BSG and marvel films in the 2000's. And Olivia Munn.

 

I deal with whiny adolescent behavior all day. Too bad almost all of it comes from 30-60 year olds.

 

I'm enjoying it. They closed the office down at 3pm yesterday for the holiday and I had to all but beg to stay until 4pm to finish up what I was doing and make sure all was set for the user profiles for our summer law clerks who are coming in on Tuesday. Ultimately it was left up to the cleaning crews and they speak very little English and seemed cool with letting me stay late. The other nice thing is that it is a very small firm (40 attorneys) and the office has less than 100 people total, so I don't have to feign caring, I actually do care about these people as they have become my friends.