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Amph "Jupiter Ascending," upcoming Wachowskis movie

Discussion in 'Community' started by Count Yubnub, Dec 11, 2013.

  1. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    So it's space politics, and the villain is Stephen Hawkins with a bit of air pumped into him. Gonna need a lot of shirtless channing to turn this around
     
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  2. Boba Nekhbet

    Boba Nekhbet Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Just got back. Every movie needs a space bureaucracy montage.
     
  3. wall of sick

    wall of sick Jedi Padawan star 3

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    space bureaucracy, huh? does it reach brazil-levels of awesome?
     
  4. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Trade Federation blockade intensity?
     
  5. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I don't know why anyone would want to see this.
     
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  6. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Maybe Mila Kunis takes her shirt off.
     
  7. Slowpokeking

    Slowpokeking Jedi Master star 5

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    What if Sean Bean survived the whole movie?
     
  8. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  9. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Chosen One star 6

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    has anyone seen it ?
     
  10. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    That would be the greatest thing in a movie ever if that happened.
     
  11. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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  12. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Ok well, I shall not go see this today as I did not get the time a wanted, and I have plans tomorrow so perhaps next weekend.
     
  13. Juke Skywalker

    Juke Skywalker Force Ghost star 5

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    Boxoffice Mojo didn't have Friday's #'s posted yet, but their forecast had Jupiter Ascending opening here in N. America at around $25 mill. Ouch. Maybe they should've played up that bureaucracy montage in the trailers.
     
  14. vin

    vin JCC Playoff Pick 'Em Winner star 5 VIP - Game Winner

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    Haha

    Projections are in. $18 million hahahahahahaha!
     
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  15. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Worst ascent ever
     
  16. GenAntilles

    GenAntilles Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Feel bad for the critics whose reviews consist of just 'it's not a superhero movie or sequel! it's all original! why can't it be good?!'
     
  17. Miras-Etrin

    Miras-Etrin Jedi Master star 2

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    It´s definitely mess, which is so much a pity, becouse such energetic space opera with a lot of cool visual concepts deserved a better story.
     
  18. vin

    vin JCC Playoff Pick 'Em Winner star 5 VIP - Game Winner

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    Are we done with the wachoskis yet? They seriously haven't done a good film since The Matrix.
     
  19. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Whatever happened to bro's before hoe's, oh wait
     
  20. Adam of Nuchtern

    Adam of Nuchtern Force Ghost star 5

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    Speed Racer was great, you fatuous nincompoop!
     
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  21. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It's impressive though that they could convince anyone to hand over $175 million to make this. How did they prevent studio execs from reading the script?
     
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  22. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I liked 6/7ths of Cloud Atlas.
     
  23. soitscometothis

    soitscometothis Force Ghost star 6

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    You know studio execs can't read.
     
  24. Flapjack4

    Flapjack4 Jedi Master star 4

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    I quite liked lesbian thriller Bound.
     
  25. vin

    vin JCC Playoff Pick 'Em Winner star 5 VIP - Game Winner

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    Speed Racer was a bloated acid trip. That movie needs to edit out 60 minutes.

    Bound was prior to The Matrix.