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Amph "Jupiter Ascending," upcoming Wachowskis movie

Discussion in 'Community' started by Count Yubnub, Dec 11, 2013.

  1. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Chosen One star 6

    Mar 22, 2003
    is it really that bad ?
  2. Miana Kenobi

    Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Apr 5, 2000
    Yes but in the best way.
  3. EvilQ

    EvilQ Jedi Knight star 1

    Feb 8, 2013
    Meh, I'll wait for it on Netflix.
  4. Juke Skywalker

    Juke Skywalker Force Ghost star 5

    Mar 27, 2004
    Jupiter Ascending, Pluto Nash ($7,103,973 worldwide gross), Mars needs Moms ($39 million worldwide gross)... The lesson here is; don't include the name of a planet in your movie title (and yes Pluto is a planet, daggumit! My 6th grade science book said so).
  5. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Dec 14, 2000
    Battlefield Earth?
  6. Juke Skywalker

    Juke Skywalker Force Ghost star 5

    Mar 27, 2004
    Gah! Can't believe I forgot the most obvious of all.
  7. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

    Apr 3, 2002
    So, every theatre in my state apparently have no morning or afternoon showings. They are all in the evening and I can't really do evening shows. [face_dunno]
  8. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

    Jun 29, 2003
    I have half a mind to see this and tune out with my iPod set to Star Wars.
  9. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Five Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

    Mar 4, 2011
    If I can get it on Redbox for $1.50 in a few months, I'll watch it and MST the hell out of it. If I have nothing else to do.

    The description looks like nothing I'd be interested in. Whoever said it was "latter-day George Lucas"--that fit the description, only I'd add "the worst of latter-day George Lucas."
  10. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Nov 2, 2000
    That is more than you can say about most movies.
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  11. HugoWanKenobi

    HugoWanKenobi Jedi Knight star 2

    Aug 3, 2013
    Watched it last night.

    I have to say it's embarrasing at best, and oddly, made me feel for a couple hours what Star Wars detractors must feel like when they are in a situation in wich can't avoid watching let's say, AOTC [I love the prequels by the way, but understand and acept their failures].

    Also love Mila Kunis, but this movie is too much rubbish to handle at once.
  12. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

    Nov 12, 2012
    I kinda like how crazy this movie is. It's definitely unhinged and really different. Does it exactly work constantly? No. It cribs from The Matrix and Star Wars and even Dolf Lundren's Masters of the Universe a bit too freely. And way too many scenes of people jabbering about stuff that happened eons ago. But I admire it's moxy and the action is fairly decent. Also the scene in the bureaucratic hell is pretty fun.
  13. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

    Feb 15, 2004
    Went and saw this today.

    Jupiter's passivity as a character would make Anastasia Steele blush.
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  14. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 7

    Nov 12, 2012
    She does kick the main villain to death, give the gal that. At least I'm pretty sure she did.
  15. Csillan_girl

    Csillan_girl Jedi Master star 5

    May 6, 2003
    So I wanted to watch it this weekend - after reading all this, I might reconsider... [face_worried]