~~~~K3po's private JCC bachelor Party~~~~

I have 28 more days to go and I decided I'll throw my own party. Would you like to join me for a little refreshment, everyone is invited of course. *I've heard that someplace before* Anyway, if everyone could bring whatever they like to snack on and what ever drink they want would be great. I'll be cooking up Kabobs. The pool is in the back and the eighties rock is playing. *Hears DDDRRR. Feeelllgoood* let the party begin.


Edit: ladies, swim suits are optional. I know its 90 degrees out, so if you want the girls to breath, do what you must. Guys, keep the trunks on.


BTW, for all the working folk, i have already contacted you manager and you have a free day off. So come have some fun.


*Pops Animal House into the dvd player*

 

Dude, you know Im down

 

sweet, let me get to the chips and dip before someone double dips the junk.

BTW i brought me some skywalker ranch wine as a gift to you k3po. feel free to crack it any time.


*CANNON BALLLLLL*

 

gets a bottle opener. lets Open that baby now.

 

*brews special k3po ale for the occasion*

*hires girl-on-girl live entertainment*

 

*walks in the donkey*

Okay, k3po, where do you want this at?

 

*grabs a beer*

 

Is there a pool......?

If there is i just threw snerd in it.

 

Donkey, well, place that little mule over by the tree so he has shade.

 

*is wet*

 

Dont tell me that Donkey is for a Donkey Show later......those are traumatizing! lol

Where do you want the Kegs and Half Naked Women?

 

*Points at snerd*



Oh god, he is taking his cloths off.

 

What kind of beer are we serving gentlemen?

 

XXs For me Dashy

 

What ever you want man. We have light, stout, lager you name it, we have it.

 

I'll have whatever the groom to be suggests.

 

Heavily hopped k3po pale ale. Started with a Munich malt, bittered with German Hellertau hops.

 

*Laughs at Mort donkey punching the donkey*

 

canada's best for you k3po

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i say we should have a Mad Dog 20/20 night

 

*Laughs at Mort donkey punching the donkey*

Good heavens man. Who brought the donkey?

 

This party needs more Hot Chicks......Oh look, theres Vida Guerra

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is this a real donkey. Someone should have brought it carrots.

What does everyone want on there pizza

 

holy crap, like that girl. is she coming laterr?

 

What does everyone want on there pizza

Pepperioni please